dane

A person who comes from Denmark

"Hi, I live in Denmark, so you can call me a dane"

by abrkhwek April 13, 2009

dane

Alternative word for penis.

Ronald threw the paper towels at my dane! Hes lucky it wasnt hard, the towels I mean!

by Limblessless August 24, 2006

dane

1. a person of denmark
2. a wicked cool kid from canada
3. someone who thinks kalie rocks
4. a shitty name for a child

dane is not a dane, but his parents named him that way anywho

by dan-yae-kay May 15, 2006

dane

verb: to have sex or simply have your way with the opposite sex.

Dude, last night I was naked with Stacy and I was totally going to dane her, but then my mom walked in the room.

by freyguydaplaya May 15, 2009

dane

a homosexual, especially a man

that guy dane is the definition of gay

by large man E April 15, 2019

dane

1.a person who is tragically unfunny yet persistent in makeing crappy jokes even though nobody likes him.

2. a person who would rather spend his nights sucking off his dad than hanging out with friends

commonly reffered to as: choongy, dirty asian, fagmunch and tilby's best friend.

1. Sam: oi guys did u hear this one about
Max: shut the hell up, nobody likes you, your such a dane.

2. Toby: oi is Dave coming out tonight.
Rick: nah he's dane
Toby: wow hes messed up

by poopledong5 July 24, 2009

dane

small penis. relates to the name devon. likes to do his brother and sometimes sister, mostly boys though. danes like to jerk off a lot, but most dont have a big enough dick to. they like to try and get into girls pants but there usually to ugly to get them.most danes are faggots and posers. and they are fake. and theyre usually gay.

when dane went to a different school he only enjoyed playing football with his friends.

but then when he switched schools he started like biking because it felt like some man was jerking him off when he went over humps and he liked it because all the "cool"/ "gay" kidss were doing it

by creepersXD June 29, 2009