Any canine that
destroys your place while you are away.
The most common casualties of dog the
demolisher include window drapes, windowsills, walls, coffee tables and blinds.
Duder 1: "Holy fuck dude what happened to all your shit?"
Duder 2: "My damn border collie chewed
the shit out of my drapes and tore some paint off the walls. This shit is going to cost me like $500 bucks to fix."
Duder 1: "Damn, you got yourself dog the
demolisher right there dude."