dairylee

A persons cheesy penis, usually due to build up of Smegma around the helmet.

Not for dunking.

"Hey J, have you heard about David? Apparently, he's got a Dairylee!"

by TheSenate April 25, 2023

Donaghadee dairylee dunker

When two gay ulster protestants decide to engage in coitus. The act is preformed when one participant lathers their genitals in soft cheese i.e dairylee or philadelphia and proceeds to dip their hard fallace into the often dry mouth or indeed the anal cavity of the unsuspecting ulsterman.

Trevor i hope you enjoy my donaghadee dairylee dunker.
Wow, trevor! I haven't seen that much dairylee on a dunker since sir jefferry decided to diddle me with his dunker.

by Marty countdown March 3, 2026

Dairylea Grand Prix

The biscuit game, but for kids on council estates.

"Awright Kev, want to play Dairylea Grand Prix?"

"Sure thing Wayne! Why, I'll do anything to punish a big company for their short-sighted copywriting. Now get your cock out"

by sarcastnick March 10, 2009

Dairylea Dunking

The act of smearing dairylea cheese around a loved ones anus, sexing said anus, then having your loved one lick the cheese off of your penis. The penis acts as the breadstick.

Martin: Hey Adam wanna try dairylea dunking?
Adam: Yeah but im doing the dunking

by dickfadge mc gurty March 6, 2009

Dairylea bell

The underneath of your helmet is so creamy and ridden with soft squiggy cheddar that even bleach cant get through its thick exterior. Much like a dairylea

Joe: Paddy check under my hood!
Paddy: Shit joe, thats one DairyLea bell
Joe: Na i've seen worse
Paddy: You don't get worse than a DairyLea bell, surely?
Joe: You should of seen my Burger sauce bell last week
Paddy: Oh yer, i had one of them. Phil had to get the wire brush out on me
Joe: Yeh even then it struggles to come off
Paddy: Yeh the scars tell there own story

by Dirty Fucking Keeg Kunt January 23, 2010

Dairylea Dunkers

A food product.
Plastic, watery cheese and cardboard sticks of bread.
People have a tendancy to be over protective of them.

Hey you, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!

by Ali-Pimp June 1, 2005

dairylea dunking

when a man jizzes into a womens pussy then takes his dick out of her and makes her suck on. He then puts it back into her pussy, takes it out and makes her suck on it again etc just like with a dairylea dunker.

hey i had an awesome session of dairylea dunking last night

by gingerjake February 25, 2009