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Located in central Iowa, it is a fuckbag grocery store to work at. Especially in customer service. See "Unappreciatve Transvestites".
"Do you have anymore mexican velveeta?"
"no we don't"
"well I am going to just go to Hy-Vee then"
"FINE NIGGA. GO FUCKING GO."
"I'M NEVER GOING TO DAHLS AGAIN"
Dahls by <C><R><S> February 4, 2008

Babee Dahls! 

Sland pronunciation for Baby Dolls. One of the best strip clubs in the world. Located in Topeka Kansas, nationally recognized. If you doubt me, come here and see for yourself. Then decide if you still want to delete this.
It is astounding how many strip clubs are located in or around Topeka, it's not even a big city!
Babee Dahls! by Kristen Y. November 1, 2004
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A sexy nigga with a big cock
That's dahseir all the girls love him
dahseir by Phantom_kid215 July 5, 2018
Dahla is a really nice honest, trustworthy amazing person that you do not want to let go, she always makes you smile and laugh, always listens to what you say, very bright person, Dahla is a loyal friend and will be there for you, she is beautiful even if she does not see it, if you know a Dahla you will never want to lose them, she has a great sense of humor, she is truly amazing. She is naturally good with animals and understanding people. Once you get to know her she is a talkative, fun and outgoing person. You can always count on a Dahla, the bestie who is more like a sister than a friend. Dahla is someone who fuels me to become better and stronger every day.
Dahla is the perfect best friend.
Dahla by Diva255 December 3, 2019

Dalston diamonds 

Broken glass in the street, usually from broken car windows as a result of theft.

Dalston is an area of Hackney, East London.
The street was shining with Dalston diamonds.
Dalston diamonds by Gladhips December 26, 2008
Dahlia is a gorgeous, loving girl who even though she may deny it, is perfect in every way. She never fails to make people laugh, and has a beautiful and funny personality. She is popular, and pretty much everyone seems to like her a lot as a person. Dahlia is a wonderful friend that everyone would be grateful to have.
All the boys fall for Dahlia.
Dahlia by Frisbeeperson7243 November 28, 2018
When a male gets fingered in the butthole by a female while making out with eachother.
"Dude, last night I was dahleing this chick named Trudy"
dahleing by Arecduh July 10, 2012
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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