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The best place in the north of England, many famous people hail from there. Men known to come from Dalston gets from 10 - 50 females per hour. Bouncing round Dalston you will discover there is little to do but you will have a good time anyway.
Attractive Female #1: "that guys fit he must be from Dalston!"
Attractive Female #2: "where else could someone that fit be from?!"
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Originally a nick-name for famous cowboys in Texas. However, it is now used as slang to describe anything extremely country/western.
Billy Bob: "Your belt buckle is so dalston."
Billy Joe: "Thanks! So is your big hat."
Dalston by esteiner January 22, 2008

Dalston diamonds 

Broken glass in the street, usually from broken car windows as a result of theft.

Dalston is an area of Hackney, East London.
The street was shining with Dalston diamonds.
Dalston diamonds by Gladhips December 26, 2008

Dalston claws 

Excessively long fake nails, typically worn by women of African origin and often seen in parts of North and East London in the vicinity of Dalston.
"Crikey, look at the Dalston Claws on that"
Dalston claws by Bibliotech April 28, 2008

Dalston Junction 

A term used when a drunk person knocks over a glass and awkward silence ensues.
"Whoa, the girl at that table just did a Dalston Junction!"
Dalston Junction by SBFSS January 29, 2014

Dalton Rapattoni 

Super sweet and rad dude. He is a member of a boyband created by a lot of people including Perez Hilton named IM5. Assumed to be "the dangerous one" by TMZ even thought he wouldn't hurt a fly ((unless that fly was Will)) He has the most beautiful eyes and great taste in music and can take a joke. If you don't stay for him in IM5 you constantly ask yourself why.
Girl 1: Who's your favorite member of IM5!?
Girl 2: Dalton Rapattoni omg.
Girl 1: Same.
Random Dog: Same.
Jesus: Same.
Aliens: Same.
Dalton Rapattoni by lizettehello February 24, 2013

Dalton McGuinty

A politician who will say anything to get/stay elected. An incompetent boob who has taken Ontario from number 1 to number 10 in economic growth. A politician who has broken more promises than any other politician in history. His name has become synonymous with lying and false promises
Dude, don't try and Dalton McGuinty me, you never walked on the moon, I know you're lying.
Dalton McGuinty by Rich Caker October 20, 2007