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Dals Långed 

A place for them real gangstas, only real niggas live here. We got them hoes, them cash, them swag. Fuck your fake town. Believe dat.

Dals Långed is the craziest town in Sweden, don't go there if you don't got a gang with weapons nigga.
This is a warzone.
Example 1.
-Nigga you crazy, what the fuck.
-I'm from Dals Långed, I bust a cap in yo' ass nigga.
-Daaaamn.

Example 2.

-Ey homie, where them hoes at?
-They probably in Dals Långed.
-FUCK THEM LIL' CRACKERS.
Dals Långed by A real nigga G February 8, 2013
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Dalston diamonds 

Broken glass in the street, usually from broken car windows as a result of theft.

Dalston is an area of Hackney, East London.
The street was shining with Dalston diamonds.
Dalston diamonds by Gladhips December 26, 2008

Dalston claws 

Excessively long fake nails, typically worn by women of African origin and often seen in parts of North and East London in the vicinity of Dalston.
"Crikey, look at the Dalston Claws on that"
Dalston claws by Bibliotech April 28, 2008
A dalsky is a designer dog, a mix from a purebred dalmatian and a purebred husky.
"Cool dog you have, what breed is it?"
" A dalsky"
Dalsky by Dalsky September 14, 2011

Dalston Junction 

A term used when a drunk person knocks over a glass and awkward silence ensues.
"Whoa, the girl at that table just did a Dalston Junction!"
Dalston Junction by SBFSS January 29, 2014

dalspurt 

To change the background on someone's computer to something pornographic or disgusting.
Dammit, Jeremy, stop dalspurting my laptop.
dalspurt by Alaric July 17, 2003