d3adfish 

the best person on tik tok.

whoever thinks they aren’t is crusty and dusty and stupid.

random hot person: have you heard of d3adfish on tik tok? they are amazing.

d3adfish by whoppahlover July 17, 2021

deadfish 

the act of being non-participatory during sex; i.e., just laying there while you're getting fucked. (This applies to both genders.)

"He just laid there and didn't do anything. He was completely deadfish." "I don't really like having sex with him, so I deadfish hoping he won't like it."

deadfish by Dorfner August 18, 2008

deadfish 

1) the act of being non-participatory during sex; i.e., just laying there while you're getting fucked. (This applies to both genders.)

2) While offering someone a high five, when the other person goes for the high five, you quickly put the top of your hand down touching the bottom of your hand and yell

deadfish1) he just laid there and didn't do anything. He was completely deadfish." "I don't really like having sex with him, so I deadfish hoping he won't like it."

2) "When our team scored a touchdown, I deadfished my friend by completely faking my high five."

deadfish by santanotreal March 16, 2009

deadfish 

the act of banging your significant other while they are sleeping.

i deadfished dana last night, it was the best.

deadfish by adywllias June 11, 2006

deadfish 

A slang term for 'lame', 'uncool'.

"Wow, that is so deadfish."

"Becks, that song was deadfish."

deadfish by Rachel-Jane May 23, 2008

Dadfish

When a single father avoids or withholds the fact that he has a child/children in the very early stages of dating.

Dadfish: That guy I matched with Hinge last week conveniently skipped the prompt about whether he has kids or not. At the end of our first date it turns out he has three and an ex wife!

Dadfish by Chopper92 August 1, 2021

Deadfishing 

When your fisherman distastefully takes you by surprise by prematurely getting his rocks off, but he promptly attempts to cast his limp rod anyway because of his deep infatuation for gettin sum of dat bass.

“Ahhhhhhhh….. oops… Sorry honey, looks like we’re deadfishing again tonight...”

“Ugh, John is always prematurely getting his rocks off… at least he deadfished me for 10 minutes last night.”

Deadfishing by GettinDeadfishedTonight January 22, 2022