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deadfish 

1) the act of being non-participatory during sex; i.e., just laying there while you're getting fucked. (This applies to both genders.)

2) While offering someone a high five, when the other person goes for the high five, you quickly put the top of your hand down touching the bottom of your hand and yell
deadfish1) he just laid there and didn't do anything. He was completely deadfish." "I don't really like having sex with him, so I deadfish hoping he won't like it."

2) "When our team scored a touchdown, I deadfished my friend by completely faking my high five."
deadfish by santanotreal March 16, 2009

deadfish 

the act of banging your significant other while they are sleeping.
i deadfished dana last night, it was the best.
deadfish by adywllias June 11, 2006

deadfish 

A slang term for 'lame', 'uncool'.
"Wow, that is so deadfish."

"Becks, that song was deadfish."
deadfish by Rachel-Jane May 23, 2008

Eyes like a dead fish 

A person who's eyes seems to contain no life, like that of a dead fish. This can be a person's natural look, but it can also be found on people suffering from shell shock. Also known as the "Thousand Yard Stare."
Sebastion- "People keep telling me that I have eyes like a dead fish Q."
Q- "You'd better start wearing shades then, man. Those eyes really do look dead when you look at them up close."

Dead Fish 

A condition while having sex in the missionary position that the female on bottom will just lay there like a dead lifeless fish.
Girl's thoughts as a dead fish while having sex..... " Do I need anything from the store today?" "I need to pick up my drycleaning" "God...is he done yet?"..."We really should paint the ceiling"

Guys thoughts while having sex with a Dead fish... "'I am the shit" " I am fucking her so hard she can't move" "Look at her eyes, she can't even look at me I am such a stud" "fuck yea...I rock"
Dead Fish by J & R Cock May 13, 2005

dead fish syndrome 

When you’re tryna get it in with your girl but she’s just laying there like rigor mortis has set in. Not a single movement or sound escapes her body. Usually followed by “I swear it was good babe” when it in fact, was not good babe
“I was ‘Netflix and chilling’ with Becky last weekend and that bitch had dead fish syndrome.”
dead fish syndrome by Asdfghhh April 23, 2018