Deadfishing

When your fisherman distastefully takes you by surprise by prematurely getting his rocks off, but he promptly attempts to cast his limp rod anyway because of his deep infatuation for gettin sum of dat bass.

“Ahhhhhhhh….. oops… Sorry honey, looks like we’re deadfishing again tonight...”

“Ugh, John is always prematurely getting his rocks off… at least he deadfished me for 10 minutes last night.”

by GettinDeadfishedTonight January 22, 2022

DayFishing

The Act of going fishing during the day, having some naturdays and natty ices, taking a dab, regurgitating, passing out in a truck, getting expunged, get beat up by Andy P, and get sent to a jail cell.

Wow, did you hear about my buddy who went DayFishing?

Ya, he fucked up big time again.

by RICKLES457 August 20, 2021

dead fishing

to flop your penis and balls back and forth making the sound of slapping much like a dead fish slapping and object

Dude I was over Mark's last night and he was asleep so I turned on the lights and started dead fishing until his mom walked in. It was like flop flop flop/

by Willy Phister October 25, 2009

Demofishing

Similar to the word ''Demolishing'' but with fishes. Used by the true chads of the gaming world to describe a situation where they completely destroyed someone.

Gamer, Master of Demofishing : I completely demofished that guy.

by Demofisher December 17, 2021

dayfishing

The act of fishing during the day while drink natty iced and naturdays, proceeding to get removed from a vehicle, violently reguritate, to cover up a secret relationship.

Ricky: did u hear about my ole buddy who went dayfishing
Bubs: ya, he fucks up every damn day

by RICKLES457 August 20, 2021

headfishing

Similar to catfishing, this is when someone only shows themselves from the chin up, to make themselves look better than what they are, sometimes used with a heavy filter of some sort.

Person 1: Ayy check this shorty out.
Person 2: Damn she kinda cute, what other photos she got
Person 1: Oh wait never mind, I just seen the player build, she’s headfishing.

by AyyChillMoe May 25, 2019

deepfishing

A word used to describe a child predator/rapist.

Hey! look over there that dude is deepfishing! call the cops!

by Wii-Man-2 November 23, 2009