D-Stick

(Slang) To obtain a blood glucose reading. Term is used mostly in the medical setting when the need arises for a blood sugar count.

"Jimmy, get a blood pressure and a perform a D-Stick for me,"

by Medik Fitty Nine July 1, 2008

d-stick

penis, wiener, shlong, dick, cock, man tool

That hoe's been tryin to get my d-stick for years!

by MonkeyManManMan May 26, 2010

I'd stick it in the pooper

the pooper is the ass, dumbfuck

I'd stick it in the pooper = I'd do her indabutt.

by Nick D February 21, 2003

I'd stick a mix up her

To describe an attractive female, a particular individual who you would like to ejaculate into.

Ryan - "Damn that girl over there by the bar is fit!"

Del - "Yeah, she would get it. I'd stick a mix up her"

by MuckyPup February 10, 2012

I'd stick it in the pooper

To stick an item usually a penis inside another's butt; commonly found in most imageboards, forums, public restroom walls, 4chan, etc., also usually accompanied with the picture of an angry japanese man shouting into a phone.

A: "I just met this girl recently, but I don't know what to do with her. What should I do?"

B: "I'd stick it in the pooper."

C: "Stick it in her pooper!"

by Felix Martinez December 29, 2006

I'd stick it in her butt

What you say when a really hot chick walks by and you get a boner so hard it hurts.

Johnny-"Damn dude look at her!"
Bob-"I know I'd stick it in her butt!"

by who the fuck gives a shit June 8, 2003

I'd stick it in the pooper

What you say when you see a bangin girl and you nudge your buddy basically to tell him that you'd bang the shit out of her. But not always in the pooper, it's just an expression.

I love going to high school games, so many young girls, see that one, yea I'd stick it in the pooper.

by coby February 23, 2003