D-Stick 

(Slang) To obtain a blood glucose reading. Term is used mostly in the medical setting when the need arises for a blood sugar count.

"Jimmy, get a blood pressure and a perform a D-Stick for me,"

D-Stick by Medik Fitty Nine July 1, 2008

d-stick 

penis, wiener, shlong, dick, cock, man tool

That hoe's been tryin to get my d-stick for years!

d-stick by MonkeyManManMan May 26, 2010

I'd stick it in the pooper 

the pooper is the ass, dumbfuck

I'd stick it in the pooper = I'd do her indabutt.

I'd stick it in the pooper by Nick D February 21, 2003

I'd stick a mix up her 

To describe an attractive female, a particular individual who you would like to ejaculate into.

Ryan - "Damn that girl over there by the bar is fit!"

Del - "Yeah, she would get it. I'd stick a mix up her"

I'd stick a mix up her by MuckyPup February 10, 2012

I'd stick it in the pooper 

To stick an item usually a penis inside another's butt; commonly found in most imageboards, forums, public restroom walls, 4chan, etc., also usually accompanied with the picture of an angry japanese man shouting into a phone.

A: "I just met this girl recently, but I don't know what to do with her. What should I do?"

B: "I'd stick it in the pooper."

C: "Stick it in her pooper!"

I'd stick it in the pooper by Felix Martinez December 29, 2006

I'd stick it in her butt 

What you say when a really hot chick walks by and you get a boner so hard it hurts.

Johnny-"Damn dude look at her!"
Bob-"I know I'd stick it in her butt!"

I'd stick it in her butt by who the fuck gives a shit June 8, 2003

I'd stick it in the pooper 

What you say when you see a bangin girl and you nudge your buddy basically to tell him that you'd bang the shit out of her. But not always in the pooper, it's just an expression.

I love going to high school games, so many young girls, see that one, yea I'd stick it in the pooper.

I'd stick it in the pooper by coby February 23, 2003