by maudlin.mindfuck December 15, 2008
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Define jeff has no money in his pockets he is salting on d wing.
James is a virgin he never see a pussy in his life he is salting on d wing.
James is a virgin he never see a pussy in his life he is salting on d wing.
by Terra is the code April 23, 2019
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When someone comes over to another person’s house to have sex and then is just being a tease - the person who is being teased says Alexa lights on and tosses them into an Uber. 86’d kibosh
by Mmmstorm June 28, 2018
Get the Alexa Lights On’d mug.A short hand expression for stealthily stating that something excites you so much that you achieved an erection, or "Set my Dick on Hard". This is a thinly veiled reference to a Star Trek phaser where a person could set different power levels for that weapon, with kill being the highest setting. Settings one's dick on hard would be the highest level of excitement a person could generate via their phallus.
Matt: Did you see the picture on that new 1080p Plasma TV I bought?
Steve: Fuck yeah dude, that thing set my D on H.
Steve: Fuck yeah dude, that thing set my D on H.
by Monster55 August 1, 2011
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by Salty on d weng April 25, 2019
Get the Salty on d weng mug.Exact meaning:Deuce on the clock.
Precisely, taking a shit while being paid at work.
Deuce meaning number 2, or in bathroom terms, going poop.
Clock means clocked in at work.
Can be used as a verb,noun, adjective, adverb
Precisely, taking a shit while being paid at work.
Deuce meaning number 2, or in bathroom terms, going poop.
Clock means clocked in at work.
Can be used as a verb,noun, adjective, adverb
While at work today I took a d on the c.
Took a d on the c in the wb : means,took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom.
Taking a d on the c in the wb while in ot.: means, took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom while in overtime.
Youre not going to want to go in there, just took a major d on the c.
Took a d on the c in the wb : means,took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom.
Taking a d on the c in the wb while in ot.: means, took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom while in overtime.
Youre not going to want to go in there, just took a major d on the c.
by @AKADonaldTrump February 28, 2011
Get the D on The C mug.The theorem states that if a man witnesses the siting of tits, he must shit on at least one dick.
Converse: If a man has shit on a dick, therefore he obviously has seen tits.
Biconditional: A man will shit on a dick if and only if he has witnessed a pair of tits.
Converse: If a man has shit on a dick, therefore he obviously has seen tits.
Biconditional: A man will shit on a dick if and only if he has witnessed a pair of tits.
You know what the G-man says. If you see tits, you gotta shit on a dick!
The S on D theorem was on the test. But there was no dick to shit on!
Hey guys....I just saw tits. Would you mind?
The S on D theorem was on the test. But there was no dick to shit on!
Hey guys....I just saw tits. Would you mind?
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