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Salting on D Wing
Broken,have no girls,never touch ah cunt,always have no weed an like free smoke & Aint bulling ah soul,
Define jeff has no money in his pockets he is salting on d wing.
James is a virgin he never see a pussy in his life he is salting on d wing.
James is a virgin he never see a pussy in his life he is salting on d wing.
Salting on D Wing by Terra is the code April 23, 2019
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Alexa Lights On’d
When someone comes over to another person’s house to have sex and then is just being a tease - the person who is being teased says Alexa lights on and tosses them into an Uber. 86’d kibosh
Alexa Lights On’d by Mmmstorm June 28, 2018
Set my D on H
A short hand expression for stealthily stating that something excites you so much that you achieved an erection, or "Set my Dick on Hard". This is a thinly veiled reference to a Star Trek phaser where a person could set different power levels for that weapon, with kill being the highest setting. Settings one's dick on hard would be the highest level of excitement a person could generate via their phallus.
Matt: Did you see the picture on that new 1080p Plasma TV I bought?
Steve: Fuck yeah dude, that thing set my D on H.
Steve: Fuck yeah dude, that thing set my D on H.
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Salty on d weng
Aint touch a nanny ,broken, always have no money for weed but want free smoke & aint fucking a soul ,UNLUCKY BADDD
Salty on d weng by Salty on d weng April 25, 2019
D on The C
Exact meaning:Deuce on the clock.
Precisely, taking a shit while being paid at work.
Deuce meaning number 2, or in bathroom terms, going poop.
Clock means clocked in at work.
Can be used as a verb,noun, adjective, adverb
Precisely, taking a shit while being paid at work.
Deuce meaning number 2, or in bathroom terms, going poop.
Clock means clocked in at work.
Can be used as a verb,noun, adjective, adverb
While at work today I took a d on the c.
Took a d on the c in the wb : means,took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom.
Taking a d on the c in the wb while in ot.: means, took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom while in overtime.
Youre not going to want to go in there, just took a major d on the c.
Took a d on the c in the wb : means,took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom.
Taking a d on the c in the wb while in ot.: means, took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom while in overtime.
Youre not going to want to go in there, just took a major d on the c.
D on The C by @AKADonaldTrump February 28, 2011
S on D Theorem
The theorem states that if a man witnesses the siting of tits, he must shit on at least one dick.
Converse: If a man has shit on a dick, therefore he obviously has seen tits.
Biconditional: A man will shit on a dick if and only if he has witnessed a pair of tits.
Converse: If a man has shit on a dick, therefore he obviously has seen tits.
Biconditional: A man will shit on a dick if and only if he has witnessed a pair of tits.
You know what the G-man says. If you see tits, you gotta shit on a dick!
The S on D theorem was on the test. But there was no dick to shit on!
Hey guys....I just saw tits. Would you mind?
The S on D theorem was on the test. But there was no dick to shit on!
Hey guys....I just saw tits. Would you mind?
S on D Theorem by Shitondicks2212 March 14, 2011
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