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If you are really bad at something.
"You suck at something"

Yesterday i fell of my chair, I really dröked it
I am currently dörken in Call of Duty

dörken by PietTheLongJohn December 30, 2020

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Wet Dorken

A sexual act in which the Giver holds down the Receiver and covers them in spoonful's of sour cream which is massaged into the body. The Receiver will then be instructed to make motorbike noises while the Giver mounts and rides the Receiver around the room until they achieve a gentle release.

It was crazy last night, she let me give her a Wet Dorken.

Wet Dorken by Obi Wan Chernobyl December 28, 2023

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Dorkelfie

Literally a selfie taken by someone who is a dork. The ultimate destination for these pictures is social media and the people who take them are usually insecure, self-obsessed, self-aggrandising sad acts with no real friends. Oh dear! I think I may just have described a significant proportion of Facebook users.

From one perspective, any selfie is a dorkelfie.

Dorkelfie by AKACroatalin April 22, 2015

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dorentina

A wonderfull, loving, sexy girl with a big heart made out of gold.
She's an amazing friend and the kind of girl every guy would be happy to get! Yet she's still classy af

She's such an amazing friend, a typicall dorentina.

dorentina by whaateverr January 3, 2017

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Dookenfuck

Fucking someone with your pants still on.

Yo, did you see Jerry last night. He dookenfucked that fat bitch!

Dookenfuck by Swiffer Wet Jet March 28, 2020

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dorena

A gorgeous girl with an amazing personality. Athletic, easy to get along with, artistic, and lights up any room she walks into. Dorena is unbelievably nice and dependable, and anyone would be incredibly lucky to meet her.

"Dorena is gorgeous"

dorena by wiggleworm April 21, 2018

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Dorenism

The belief of that Van Doren blood is superior and more powerful than others of any lesser being.

Any and all who claim dorenism live to cause chaos throughout anything they take part in.

You can't kill me, I believe in dorenism motherfucker!

Dorenism by Charles VD May 2, 2022

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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