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Wet Dorken

A sexual act in which the Giver holds down the Receiver and covers them in spoonful's of sour cream which is massaged into the body. The Receiver will then be instructed to make motorbike noises while the Giver mounts and rides the Receiver around the room until they achieve a gentle release.
It was crazy last night, she let me give her a Wet Dorken.
Wet Dorken by Obi Wan Chernobyl December 28, 2023

Dorkelfie 

Literally a selfie taken by someone who is a dork. The ultimate destination for these pictures is social media and the people who take them are usually insecure, self-obsessed, self-aggrandising sad acts with no real friends. Oh dear! I think I may just have described a significant proportion of Facebook users.
From one perspective, any selfie is a dorkelfie.
Dorkelfie by AKACroatalin April 22, 2015
A wonderfull, loving, sexy girl with a big heart made out of gold.
She's an amazing friend and the kind of girl every guy would be happy to get! Yet she's still classy af
She's such an amazing friend, a typicall dorentina.
dorentina by whaateverr January 3, 2017

Dookenfuck 

Fucking someone with your pants still on.
Yo, did you see Jerry last night. He dookenfucked that fat bitch!
Dookenfuck by Swiffer Wet Jet March 28, 2020
A gorgeous girl with an amazing personality. Athletic, easy to get along with, artistic, and lights up any room she walks into. Dorena is unbelievably nice and dependable, and anyone would be incredibly lucky to meet her.
"Dorena is gorgeous"
dorena by wiggleworm April 21, 2018

Dorenism 

The belief of that Van Doren blood is superior and more powerful than others of any lesser being.

Any and all who claim dorenism live to cause chaos throughout anything they take part in.
You can't kill me, I believe in dorenism motherfucker!
Dorenism by Charles VD May 2, 2022