dæpse

norwegian slang for "having sex"

do you want to dæpse

by pannesynne December 13, 2019

daese

A much more emphatic version of diss. Sometimes used sarcastically to acknowledge an insult at oneself or another and at the same time turn the object of conversation from the insulted person(s) to the insult itself. Usually a conversation-stopper. Origin: Illinois Mathematics & Science Academy, c. 1996

John: Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

Jim: oh, DEASE.

John: Yea, I thought that was a pretty good one. Came up with it myself.

by Vishesh Narayen January 27, 2005

Depseration

Depression caused by desperation

Combined by word depression and desperation

Steve have depseration because of sophia becauese she friendzoned him

by Nibba-infinite June 8, 2021

daeseo

An absurdly tall Korean man with short jet black hair, he probably likes STEM. Mechanical Engineering.... Artificial Intelligence... something along those lines. He's athletic, a quick learner and very understanding. He eats too much. He also has a massive dick, but its usually flaccid (we may never know it's true potential) and smells of poo-hat. Odd's are he has a friend named Arthur, and a secret lover named DESHAWN.

"Daeseo, what the fuck are you doing you bitch"
"Daeseo, you're too tall"
"Daeseo, look an ass weed"

"Daddy-Daeseo's cooking now, girl"
"Kids, don't talk to strangers, especially not Daeseo."

by McHillBillyHippi June 23, 2022

daesean

Daesean is a nigga with a Extremely Large Penis he makes you fall in love with him and then he drops you like a bad habit "Don't fall for a Daesean"

Daesean Your Penis Is So Big
*Daesean I know Don't You Love it?

by LightSkinBomb September 5, 2016

deepsea diver

A sexual position that allows for maximum penetration.

The main variation of this position requires the man to be on top and position his head slightly above the womans head (chin to forehead). The man should then grab the end of the bed with his hands if possible and proceed to quickly pound the vagina.

I warmed her up with just the tip. I then went into a deepsea diver and she went crazy.

by tdox December 21, 2005

DeepSeaBitch

Someone who writes a lot of love songs after her/his 50th break up.

Taylor Swift is a DeepSeaBitch
Taylor Swift put my Balls in her jaw

by ive_got_a_bag October 7, 2021