dæsel 

it is like a dick but much much bigger

i like dæsel

dæsel by Bjarkster December 14, 2016

dæsel 

It is like a dick but much much bigger and Harder and sometimes you can't even feel it becaus it is sø hard

He's dæsel is so Big i just want inside me

dæsel by ToxicBianc December 16, 2016

Maulana Diesel 

Maulana Diesel is the name given to Fazal-ur-Rehman a fat overweight politician who has a reputation of using Islam as a political tool for his own self gain. Maulana Diesel tries to create an impression of always trying to look pious and virtuous in traditional Islamic cleric garments and attire including a trade mark orange turban (Paghri). However he is ruthless in his pursuit of colluding and creating coalitions with political ruling parties for political strength, swindling lucrative business deals, privileges, perks and rewards.
Maulana Diesel is a corrupt politician who lives of immoral earnings with a commission agenda, backhanders and kickbacks from Diesel smuggling, applying for contracts/permits for sale of Diesel and allocating plots of land for group family members and political party members. He was also involved in several scandals including wikileaks votes for sale and asking for US backing.
Maulana Diesel is often called Diesel for short as his commission rates also fluctuates and varies with the price of Diesel. Maulana Diesel is usually outspoken, ruthless and venomous with contempt. His political party is the faction JUI although it is not clear if he is a cleric or politician. He is also very vociferous in the National Assembly and Parliament and due to the nature of his portray of an Islamic image, grey beard and background has never been challenged. He also has a complete disregard for women and publicly offends and insults the role of women.

Maulana Diesel has said: “the rule of a woman is haram”
Entire stadium erupts shouting: “Diesel, Diesel, Diesel” as a reference to Maulana Diesel.

Maulana Diesel by Cricket Buff October 17, 2014

Ang Diesel 

A nick name given to singer, songwriter, vine actress Angie kristine Miller by a fella with to much free time on his hands at work...but also because she is as diesel as it get..mainly though cause she's such a sweet person and impossible not to like.

Wait...hold up..whats that? A locomotive? A bulldozer? A stampede of buffalo? Godzillas tail?? No its freakin Ang DIESEL!!!

Ang Diesel by mcbain02 June 11, 2013

Diesel Therapy 

A form of punishment for prison inmates that involves non-stop transfers between correctional facilities on diesel buses.

Ex. 1

'That's diesel therapy. When you fuck up in the system, you'll end up on that bus and you won't get off that bus. Cuz they'll lose your paperwork. And you'll never been seen from again. Eventually you'll get off, but you won't know when the ride's gonna end.' J.D. Rutherford, Prison Break Raw, Sept. 4, 2019

Ex. 2

Darjon: Hey fool! I need to get at the homey Sweets! He has my fuck book!

Will Bop: You're too late. He got shipped out on the grey goose!

Darjon: What he do bro?

Will Bop: He was bustin' the female COs cheeks! The Warden found out and gave that fool Diesel Therapy! He was last seen somewhere between Chino and Pelican Bay!

Diesel Therapy by ZXY&ABC November 11, 2019

Diesel Patches

commentary youtuber that likes pregnant dwarf porn and little boys

Diesel Patches

Diesel Patches by man bald August 20, 2020

Diesel Queer 

A homo who walks around in gym gear all day and attempts to mass enough muscle to look like the Incredible Hulk.

That diesel queer is so big i betcha he benches his boyfriend (Eric) everynight.

Diesel Queer by RepoMan January 26, 2005