cystitus 

A urinary tract infection causing a burning sensation during peeing! Also causes a constant need to pee, and is generally very uncomfortable, can be very painful if left to fester! Is also exacerbated by excessive hardcore sex! Having a wee and a wash after sex can prevent this from happening.

Excessive fluid intake is needed in order to dilute the infection. If this fails then antibiotics are needed. You may have blood in your wee!

Where oh where is my cystitus juice, for it burns when i pee! Dean have u been drinking it again with your fat hands?

Dean: No now fuck off! i need to play more CS cos i am a gamer lamer

cystitus by spermwhale May 17, 2006

Slurryitus Cystitis

Vaginal infection caused by not changing your soiled underwear quick enough after a severe dose of Slurryitus. Female only disease, (and possibly post op Transexuals).

Susan, (whilst in the toilet cubicle): " AAAAAAARGH!!! Fuck it stings when I piss and my flaps stink of shit!!".

Judith, (from the next door cubicle): " You should have changed your panties when you shat yourself in the paste room yesterday. I warned you about Slurryitus Cystitis. I am a first aider you know.

Slurryitus Cystitis by Upchucker March 31, 2009

Honeymoon Cystitis 

Urinary tact infection caused by repeated vigorous vaginal sexual intercourse. (You're fuckin' too much!)

"Motherfucker!" she shrieked. "I have a burning piss hole again! Dr. Hurtz will no doubt say 'Congratulations! You have Honeymoon Cystitis AGAIN!'"

Honeymoon Cystitis by Pfc. Snowball July 11, 2006

Hot Dog Cystitis

A generation removed from honeymoon cystitis and cucumber sex,but basically it's using a nice long wide hot dog for all the reasons that are all to obvious. Its also tons of fun if you put then back in the fridge...

Gosh this Ampicillan its ruining my stomach...it wasn't worth peeing blood and getting Hot Dog Cystitis..but hey do you still have a Costco card??

Hot Dog Cystitis by DaynaS March 28, 2008

Cvstitus 

When a pharmacy patient thinks every pharmacy is a CVS. Also called CVS-induced dementia

Man, she's really suffering from CVStitus. Asked why I was wearing a Walgreens shirt in a CVS.

Cvstitus by KR3 August 9, 2025