cyniia 

a hot sexy beast of a woman who will make everyone who looks at her jizz their pants. people are mesmerized by her and faint when they see her bc of her incredible god-like beauty. her personality is like no other and her sense of humor makes you laugh like an obese ugly donkey. she has a huge juicy thick badonkeydonk and everyone wants a piece of her ginormous mommy milkers as well. you will get lost in her big black dead eyes when u make eye contact with her. she is perfect in every way and every angle is just as beautiful as the last. get urself a cyniia or else you will have depression and want to die

hot milf: who is that mysterious sexy woman over there?
me: that’s my mommy kitten cyniia she’s been a bad bad girl

cyniia by dirtyslut666 November 21, 2021

cyniah

A fun beautiful young women who is not afraid to say what's on her mind and who also attracts lots of men to her. Also she is not the one to be played with. Many girls hate on her of how she Carrys her self with grace,beauty, and confidence.

"I wish I could be like that girl Cyniah."

Boys:
"Aye,you see that Cyniah over there. She is so beautiful "

cyniah by Niah20042000 June 2, 2016

Cynical

someone who always expects the worst and most selfish motives out of everyone and everything. Otherwise known as experienced.

1. These charity adverts are a great way to fleece you for all your money. Those dudes living in mud was probably 50 years ago. They have schools now. And a sewerage treatment place.

2. Disneyland is great but I'm not waiting 2 hours to see ''sleeping beauty''. She's either made of plastic or some lazy cow who's paid to sleep in all day. Besides, one floor is hardly impressive for a castle.

The above are cynical examples.

Cynical by Imabasketcase April 21, 2015

Cynical Asshole Syndrome (CAS) 

Cynical Asshole Syndrome is a condition that makes the majority of things in everyday life seem shit and meaningless.

CAS usually develops as a person gets older but can occur from as early as birth.

It is believed to be linked to the following:

Popular Culture
Fucking Awful Hollywood Movies
Advertising
TV Shows such as X-Factor, I'm a Celebrity, Big Brother and Jersey/Geordie Shore
Paris Hilton
Mcdonalds
Insecurity
TV Soap Operas
Luck
Justin Bieber
Having your heart stamped on by an ex-partner

PTD (Post Travel Depression)
Having shitty parents
Trauma/Stress
Rebecca Black

CAS is infectious and can spread to other people. Infection becomes more likely to those that spend alot of time with a current CAS sufferer.

In extreme cases CAS can develop into Gothic Syndrome

To think of Mike as pessimist is a true understatement so he actually so pessimistic he must have Cynical Asshole Syndrome (CAS)

Cynical Asshole Syndrome (CAS) by BurnDownTheOffice August 7, 2011

Cynically Optimistic 

Somebody who acknowledges the fact that humanity is crap but also believes in its capacity to do good.

--Man I know the world has a lot of shitty people but I still think we can do some good here. I think I'm cynically optimistic.

--If you're that person who wants to cut the next jerk who cuts you in line, but also has genuine faith in humanity, you're cynically optimistic.

Cynically Optimistic by waderaykabeta August 31, 2017

Cyniah

cyniah is a type of person that is very rare to find. When you have the trust of her you must not take that trust for granted because she can relly give you the world. She puts smiles on the faces of everyone around her. There is no dull moment when you are with her because her personality is too goofy. when is comes to relationships with cyniah she likes attention and loyalty all she wants is for her partner to be 100% with her through thick and thin. Also she tends to have her freaky moments so you have to look out for that. To wrap all of this up when you get your self a cyniah make sure you treat her as amazing as you can because you might not find another like her...

"I wish I could be like cyniah"

Cyniah by Niah20042000 June 14, 2017

cynical romantic 

Someone who is in love with the idea of Being in love, but believes that logically there is no such thing as love

She who loves everything romantic, but doesn't believe in love is a cynical romantic.

cynical romantic by Mimzy626 June 27, 2008