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cyniya • cyniyah • cynical • cyniah • Cynically optimistic • cynical romantic • Caniya • ceniyah • cniyah • Coniya
cyniah
A fun beautiful young women who is not afraid to say what's on her mind and who also attracts lots of men to her. Also she is not the one to be played with. Many girls hate on her of how she Carrys her self with grace,beauty, and confidence.
"I wish I could be like that girl Cyniah."
Boys:
"Aye,you see that Cyniah over there. She is so beautiful "
Boys:
"Aye,you see that Cyniah over there. She is so beautiful "
cyniah by Niah20042000 June 2, 2016
Cynical
someone who always expects the worst and most selfish motives out of everyone and everything. Otherwise known as experienced.
1. These charity adverts are a great way to fleece you for all your money. Those dudes living in mud was probably 50 years ago. They have schools now. And a sewerage treatment place.
2. Disneyland is great but I'm not waiting 2 hours to see ''sleeping beauty''. She's either made of plastic or some lazy cow who's paid to sleep in all day. Besides, one floor is hardly impressive for a castle.
The above are cynical examples.
2. Disneyland is great but I'm not waiting 2 hours to see ''sleeping beauty''. She's either made of plastic or some lazy cow who's paid to sleep in all day. Besides, one floor is hardly impressive for a castle.
The above are cynical examples.
Cynical by Imabasketcase April 21, 2015
Cynical Asshole Syndrome (CAS)
Cynical Asshole Syndrome is a condition that makes the majority of things in everyday life seem shit and meaningless.
CAS usually develops as a person gets older but can occur from as early as birth.
It is believed to be linked to the following:
Popular Culture
Fucking Awful Hollywood Movies
Advertising
TV Shows such as X-Factor, I'm a Celebrity, Big Brother and Jersey/Geordie Shore
Paris Hilton
Mcdonalds
Insecurity
TV Soap Operas
Luck
Justin Bieber
Having your heart stamped on by an ex-partner
PTD (Post Travel Depression)
Having shitty parents
Trauma/Stress
Rebecca Black
CAS is infectious and can spread to other people. Infection becomes more likely to those that spend alot of time with a current CAS sufferer.
In extreme cases CAS can develop into Gothic Syndrome
CAS usually develops as a person gets older but can occur from as early as birth.
It is believed to be linked to the following:
Popular Culture
Fucking Awful Hollywood Movies
Advertising
TV Shows such as X-Factor, I'm a Celebrity, Big Brother and Jersey/Geordie Shore
Paris Hilton
Mcdonalds
Insecurity
TV Soap Operas
Luck
Justin Bieber
Having your heart stamped on by an ex-partner
PTD (Post Travel Depression)
Having shitty parents
Trauma/Stress
Rebecca Black
CAS is infectious and can spread to other people. Infection becomes more likely to those that spend alot of time with a current CAS sufferer.
In extreme cases CAS can develop into Gothic Syndrome
To think of Mike as pessimist is a true understatement so he actually so pessimistic he must have Cynical Asshole Syndrome (CAS)
Cynical Asshole Syndrome (CAS) by BurnDownTheOffice August 7, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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