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the BADDEST bitch period .
If they watch anime then they just LOVEEEEEE anyone with scars 😫
but yea.. they are always super funny and you can talk with them for hours <333
they also encourage you to GO GET YOUR MANS and they always have amazing advice
some random dude: Hey where’s Cyniya?
me: she’s trying to shift to see ANOTHER dude with scars bro
cyniya by fr0ggy333 December 20, 2020
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they are always the baddest bitch PERIOD.
they always give amazing advice and you can talk with them for hours.
If they watch anime they will 100% simp for the person with scars *cough daddy issues cough*
ok sorry Cyniya <333
some random person: Bro where’s Cyniya?
Me: she’s shifting to see a random dude with scars
Cyniya by fr0ggy333 December 20, 2020
they are always the baddest bitch PERIOD.
they always give amazing advice and you can talk with them for hours.
If they watch anime they will 100% simp for the person with scars *cough daddy issues cough*
ok sorry Cyniya <333
person 1: Bro where’s Cyniya?
person 2: She’s in her room doing hot girl shit period.
cyniya by fr0ggy333 December 20, 2020
a person who always makes others happy , or always smiling but she’s really hurting on the inside n doesn’t care anymore
you know cyniya yeah she’s been through a lot
cyniya by sjfgfr December 18, 2022
A fun beautiful young women who is not afraid to say what's on her mind and who also attracts lots of men to her. Also she is not the one to be played with. Many girls hate on her of how she Carrys her self with grace,beauty, and confidence.
"I wish I could be like that girl Cyniah."

Boys:
"Aye,you see that Cyniah over there. She is so beautiful "
cyniah by Niah20042000 June 2, 2016
someone who always expects the worst and most selfish motives out of everyone and everything. Otherwise known as experienced.
1. These charity adverts are a great way to fleece you for all your money. Those dudes living in mud was probably 50 years ago. They have schools now. And a sewerage treatment place.

2. Disneyland is great but I'm not waiting 2 hours to see ''sleeping beauty''. She's either made of plastic or some lazy cow who's paid to sleep in all day. Besides, one floor is hardly impressive for a castle.

The above are cynical examples.
Cynical by Imabasketcase April 21, 2015

Cynical Asshole Syndrome (CAS) 

Cynical Asshole Syndrome is a condition that makes the majority of things in everyday life seem shit and meaningless.

CAS usually develops as a person gets older but can occur from as early as birth.

It is believed to be linked to the following:

Popular Culture
Fucking Awful Hollywood Movies
Advertising
TV Shows such as X-Factor, I'm a Celebrity, Big Brother and Jersey/Geordie Shore
Paris Hilton
Mcdonalds
Insecurity
TV Soap Operas
Luck
Justin Bieber
Having your heart stamped on by an ex-partner

PTD (Post Travel Depression)
Having shitty parents
Trauma/Stress
Rebecca Black

CAS is infectious and can spread to other people. Infection becomes more likely to those that spend alot of time with a current CAS sufferer.

In extreme cases CAS can develop into Gothic Syndrome
To think of Mike as pessimist is a true understatement so he actually so pessimistic he must have Cynical Asshole Syndrome (CAS)