Cwant

It is a combination of cunt, twat, and taint. Pronounced like "want" but with a "q" sound. Used as the worst combination of female genitalia slang to achieve ultimate inappropriateness without offending everyone in hear shot, for the time being. Can be used towards a male or female.

Betsy is being such a "Cwant", I just want to punch her right in her "Cwant".

Cwant by rusticwear April 13, 2009

cwant

a hybrid word joining cunt and twat, describing people that encompass both qualities. Pronounced (kwaunt)

That guy's a complete cwant, stay away from him.

cwant by mildlymaladjusted May 10, 2011

cwant

A cwant is the foremost derogatory term for someone of the declared or undeclared female gender. It represents the mash-up of cunt and twat, unifying the multi-generational status of people who have been fucked over by aggressive, female identifying individuals, spanning all generations from Boomers to Zoomers. In the spoken word it is surreptitious, signifying something to do with mathematics, or quantitative analysis, in both business and science forms. It can easily be dismissed as referring to "quant", commonly used to define numbers of things. Therefore, the declaration of a person being a "total cwant" can easily be dismissed in PC terms and only those in the know get the jab.

I can't believe that cwant fucked him over like that!

cwant by shadow warrior 610 May 4, 2024

broken cantaloupe

A juicy wet pussy kind of looks like a broken cantaloupe either cut in half or smashed on the floor with the seeds hanging all over the place

Man, Judy was so horny last night her pussy looked like a broken cantaloupe.

broken cantaloupe by Club April 11, 2015

cant be arsed 

cannot be bothered

I cant be arsed to think of an example

cant be arsed by Emma March 30, 2004

I cant read 

Yes you can you liar

You : I cant read
Me : Yes you can

I cant read by *enter generic name* August 25, 2018

Cantanta

Cantanta is a singing group that I am forced to go to by my mum

Ellie: You doing anything later?

Rebecca: Yeah, I’m going to Cantanta.

Cantanta by I.make.weird.definitions January 23, 2019