by Strobesauce May 05, 2021
When your anus or vagina is so tight from not having sex throughout the pandemic that you’re almost virgin like.
I was fucking this guy last night and he had to stop a few minutes into it because he was already sore. Must be a case of pandemic hole.
by Strobesauce April 12, 2021
D: bro, I’m fucking horny. Are you vaccinated?
L: Dude I’m vaxHOEnated and ready to get impregnated!
D: fuck yea bro!
L: Dude I’m vaxHOEnated and ready to get impregnated!
D: fuck yea bro!
by Strobesauce May 05, 2021
When a gay man (who has primarily been a top most of their lives) has such a good experience getting fucked that they see a blinding light of inspiration from the heavens above to the point that they feel “born again”. They then pledge the rest of their existence towards being a TOTAL BOTTOM.
Big dick David got his BUSSY worked so good at the park last month that he’s totally lost interest in topping. Another top converted to being a BORN AGAIN BOTTOM.
by Strobesauce May 05, 2021
When some queen puts glitter in the fisting lube and leaves your bioluminescent butthole sharting glitter for a week.
Strobe’s unicorn pussy captivated a large audience at last month’s fisting party. The guy stretching him open was tripping on shrooms and claimed that the hole spoke to him and revealed the meaning of life.
by Strobesauce May 23, 2023
When Emma shot her load onto the wall of the powerhouse, she poignantly gazed off into the distance and thought, ‘this will forever be a part of San Francisco JIZZtory.’
by Strobesauce May 19, 2023
by Strobesauce May 07, 2023