Definitions by Strobesauce
Unicorn Pussy
When some queen puts glitter in the fisting lube and leaves your bioluminescent butthole sharting glitter for a week.
Strobe’s unicorn pussy captivated a large audience at last month’s fisting party. The guy stretching him open was tripping on shrooms and claimed that the hole spoke to him and revealed the meaning of life.
Unicorn Pussy by Strobesauce May 22, 2023
JIZZtory
When Emma shot her load onto the wall of the powerhouse, she poignantly gazed off into the distance and thought, ‘this will forever be a part of San Francisco JIZZtory.’
JIZZtory by Strobesauce May 19, 2023
CuloTarian
CuloTarian by Strobesauce May 7, 2023
Haunt Box
ANDRE: hey Luis, you gonna give me some of that bussy tonight?
(Luis queefs)
ANDRE: damn I ain’t goin anywhere near that HAUNT BOX tonight.
(Luis queefs)
ANDRE: damn I ain’t goin anywhere near that HAUNT BOX tonight.
Haunt Box by Strobesauce March 29, 2022
VaxHOEnated
D: bro, I’m fucking horny. Are you vaccinated?
L: Dude I’m vaxHOEnated and ready to get impregnated!
D: fuck yea bro!
L: Dude I’m vaxHOEnated and ready to get impregnated!
D: fuck yea bro!
VaxHOEnated by Strobesauce May 5, 2021
PreocHOEpied
PreocHOEpied by Strobesauce May 4, 2021
Born Again Bottom
When a gay man (who has primarily been a top most of their lives) has such a good experience getting fucked that they see a blinding light of inspiration from the heavens above to the point that they feel “born again”. They then pledge the rest of their existence towards being a TOTAL BOTTOM.
Big dick David got his BUSSY worked so good at the park last month that he’s totally lost interest in topping. Another top converted to being a BORN AGAIN BOTTOM.
Born Again Bottom by Strobesauce May 4, 2021