Pandemic Hole

When your anus or vagina is so tight from not having sex throughout the pandemic that you’re almost virgin like.
I was fucking this guy last night and he had to stop a few minutes into it because he was already sore. Must be a case of pandemic hole.
by Strobesauce April 11, 2021
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Born Again Bottom

When a gay man (who has primarily been a top most of their lives) has such a good experience getting fucked that they see a blinding light of inspiration from the heavens above to the point that they feel “born again”. They then pledge the rest of their existence towards being a TOTAL BOTTOM.
Big dick David got his BUSSY worked so good at the park last month that he’s totally lost interest in topping. Another top converted to being a BORN AGAIN BOTTOM.
by Strobesauce May 04, 2021
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PreocHOEpied

J: Have you seen Luís?
A: He’s a little preocHOEpied at the moment if you know what I mean.
by Strobesauce May 04, 2021
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Haunt Box

ANDRE: hey Luis, you gonna give me some of that bussy tonight?

(Luis queefs)

ANDRE: damn I ain’t goin anywhere near that HAUNT BOX tonight.
by Strobesauce March 29, 2022
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CuloTarian

A person whose diet consists mostly of ASS. (CULO translating to ASS in Spanish)
Bro, that power bottom’s hole got me all fucked up. I’m changing my diet to become a CuloTarian.
by Strobesauce May 07, 2023
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VaxHOEnated

Being fully vaccinated and fully ready to be a HOE.
D: bro, I’m fucking horny. Are you vaccinated?
L: Dude I’m vaxHOEnated and ready to get impregnated!
D: fuck yea bro!
by Strobesauce May 05, 2021
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JIZZtory

Anything stained with jizz or bodily fluid from Sex.
When Emma shot her load onto the wall of the powerhouse, she poignantly gazed off into the distance and thought, ‘this will forever be a part of San Francisco JIZZtory.’
by Strobesauce May 19, 2023
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