To be a civilian of the land of the cunt. An ancient civilisation, those who are born or inducted into this society are known to be the biggest cunts into the world.
Someone who insists they get the best room in a broken down manor even if they didn’t want to have anything to do with it ten minutes beforehand and it doesn’t matter anyway because the manor is imaginary.
A turd dilivered from a human anoose inside of a cave that stands proud and erect rising from the cave floor pointing towards the ceiling. The Candarian stalagmite has a remarkable resemblance to a regular stelagmite.
Someone who automatically tends to take the opposite point of view from the person to whom they're speaking, or to disagree with society at large out of a sort of knee-jerk reflex.
Friend: I've got some ice cream, you want vanilla or chocolate?
Contrarian: Um, do you have strawberry?
----
Friend: I love indie rock, you heard of these guys?
Contrarian: Yeah, but they're not really that indie, though.
----
Friend: I guess you're too contrary to vote Democrat or Republican, right? So, what, Libertarian? Green Party? ...Socialist Party?
Contrarian: Of course not, I don't think that any formal political party is a suitable representation of an individual's views.
Friend: *sigh*