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cuntrarian 

A person who has to take the opposing view point in any discussion in a superior and condescending manner.
He was such a cuntrarian when he disagreed with my argument that Osama bin Laden was a terrorist and fanatic.
cuntrarian by Keggybeer June 14, 2011

Cintrian 

Someone who insists they get the best room in a broken down manor even if they didn’t want to have anything to do with it ten minutes beforehand and it doesn’t matter anyway because the manor is imaginary.
“Hey, you’re being a real Cintrian right now.” “I’m sorry, I’ll fix myself.”
Cintrian by TrumpJesus April 4, 2020

Cuntainer 

Kevin wanted to put his lunch into someone's cuntainer.
Cuntainer by mzpinklabel May 2, 2009

Candarian stalagmite 

A turd dilivered from a human anoose inside of a cave that stands proud and erect rising from the cave floor pointing towards the ceiling. The Candarian stalagmite has a remarkable resemblance to a regular stelagmite.
It is good fun to drop a Candarian stalagmite and have it discovered and examined by unsuspecting spelunkers.

Isla Cuntarina

Island inhabited by wild cunts shunned from society
Cuntisha is crowned the princess of Isla Cuntarina

contrarian 

Someone who automatically tends to take the opposite point of view from the person to whom they're speaking, or to disagree with society at large out of a sort of knee-jerk reflex.
Friend: I've got some ice cream, you want vanilla or chocolate?
Contrarian: Um, do you have strawberry?
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Friend: I love indie rock, you heard of these guys?
Contrarian: Yeah, but they're not really that indie, though.
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Friend: I guess you're too contrary to vote Democrat or Republican, right? So, what, Libertarian? Green Party? ...Socialist Party?
Contrarian: Of course not, I don't think that any formal political party is a suitable representation of an individual's views.
Friend: *sigh*
contrarian by Iritscen December 25, 2010