cemetarian

One who is interested in the history and preservation of cemetaries.

Being a cemetarian, she cannot drive by a cemetary without checking out the inscriptions on headstones.

by Family historian July 10, 2010

cutetarian

Way of live in which a person does not eat "cute" animals

I'm a cutetarian, therefore I don't eat rabbits

by JPKL May 24, 2008

Cumatarian

A person who only drinks cum!

That boy only drinks cum! He must be a cumatarian!

by Arabian sandtorm July 11, 2014

memetarian

One who survives on memes alone.

Leesa is a memetarian. She doesn’t eat food, drink water, or sleep. She survives on a diet of pure memes.

by Jay Handy October 21, 2023

cemeterian

A person who works in, owns or operates a cemetery or memorial park. Not the same as a sexton who was considered the "caretaker".

Forest Lawn was founded in 1906 as a not-for-profit cemetery by a group of businessmen from San Francisco. Dr. Hubert Eaton and C. B. Sims, cemeterians, entered into a sales contract with the cemetery in 1912. Eaton took over the management of the cemetery in 1917 and is credited as being the "Founder" of Forest Lawn for his innovations of establishing the "memorial park plan" (eliminating upright grave markers) and being the first to open a funeral home on dedicated cemetery grounds.

by Vinny 2052 October 2, 2011

Semetarian

A person who claims to not partake in the indulgence of any animal products, but still swallows cum. Like the term pescatarian, which combines the the Italian word for fish with vegetarian, Semetarian combines the the Italian word for semen with vegetarian.

I don't eat meat, or wear leather, but I do swallow jizz, therefore I am a Semetarian.

by wpeterson March 28, 2011

Cemeterian

Slang for elderly; implying a person is close to death due to age. A person said to have one foot in the grave. A person having so much gray hair they look partially cremated.

Her: I don't think he is THAT old. He is a Baby Boomer, though.

Him: For fuck's sake, he is a cemeterian. AARP called him last week saying, "Enough already! Move on! Go to the fucking light!"

by abrupt1 May 11, 2014