cemetarian
Being a cemetarian, she cannot drive by a cemetary without checking out the inscriptions on headstones.
cemetarian by Family historian July 10, 2010
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cutetarian
cutetarian by JPKL May 24, 2008
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cemetarian • cemeterian • Caketarian • chematarian • Cumatarian • cutetarian • memetarian • Semetarian
Cumatarian
Cumatarian by Arabian sandtorm July 11, 2014
memetarian
Leesa is a memetarian. She doesn’t eat food, drink water, or sleep. She survives on a diet of pure memes.
memetarian by Jay Handy October 21, 2023
cemeterian
A person who works in, owns or operates a cemetery or memorial park. Not the same as a sexton who was considered the "caretaker".
Forest Lawn was founded in 1906 as a not-for-profit cemetery by a group of businessmen from San Francisco. Dr. Hubert Eaton and C. B. Sims, cemeterians, entered into a sales contract with the cemetery in 1912. Eaton took over the management of the cemetery in 1917 and is credited as being the "Founder" of Forest Lawn for his innovations of establishing the "memorial park plan" (eliminating upright grave markers) and being the first to open a funeral home on dedicated cemetery grounds.
cemeterian by Vinny 2052 October 2, 2011
Semetarian
A person who claims to not partake in the indulgence of any animal products, but still swallows cum. Like the term pescatarian, which combines the the Italian word for fish with vegetarian, Semetarian combines the the Italian word for semen with vegetarian.
Semetarian by wpeterson March 28, 2011
Cemeterian
Slang for elderly; implying a person is close to death due to age. A person said to have one foot in the grave. A person having so much gray hair they look partially cremated.
Her: I don't think he is THAT old. He is a Baby Boomer, though.
Him: For fuck's sake, he is a cemeterian. AARP called him last week saying, "Enough already! Move on! Go to the fucking light!"
Him: For fuck's sake, he is a cemeterian. AARP called him last week saying, "Enough already! Move on! Go to the fucking light!"
Cemeterian by abrupt1 May 11, 2014
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