cuntarded
A mixture of "cunt" and "retarded". most likely to be said at someone who's acting whorrishly stupid.
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Cuntarded
(Cun•tar•did)
1. When you are so much of an ugly, retarded whore, that someone must describe you as all three in this one simple word.
2. When you are a girl with a Vagina that is bacteria infected, STI infected, or just gross looking. Then that cunt would be retarded. Hence: Cuntarded.
1. When you are so much of an ugly, retarded whore, that someone must describe you as all three in this one simple word.
2. When you are a girl with a Vagina that is bacteria infected, STI infected, or just gross looking. Then that cunt would be retarded. Hence: Cuntarded.
Example for Definition 1;
Spencer: I saw a girl that was a whore, and she was slow too!
Ashton: Was it Lauren? I head she was really cuntarded.
Example for Definition 2;
Britney: I saw that girl in the shower last night, and her vagina was so disgusting. It had pimples, and smelled like shit.
Lauren: Man, that must have been one cuntarded vagina.
Spencer: I saw a girl that was a whore, and she was slow too!
Ashton: Was it Lauren? I head she was really cuntarded.
Example for Definition 2;
Britney: I saw that girl in the shower last night, and her vagina was so disgusting. It had pimples, and smelled like shit.
Lauren: Man, that must have been one cuntarded vagina.
Cuntarded by JustMe2904514216 December 16, 2011
cuntardouchebag
"The cuntardouche went to the video store, bought a complete set of Three's Company episodes, and put them into his cuntardouchebag."
cuntardouchebag by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009
cuntbreeder
1: Slang term used by some childfree people for a particularly intolerable form of female breeder who acts like a condescending bitch around childfree people, insists that everyone caters to their child's every whim, brings babies to inappropriate venues like bars, fine restaurants or R rated movies and then ignores them when they start screaming, demands that coworkers without children cover their workload and/or or give up holiday vacation slots, changes diapers on public table tops, turns into a raging lunatic if their choice to breed is not endlessly praised and both acts like a martyr and insists that having children is the only path to fulfillment in life.
"So I went to see the midnight showing of Django Unchained and some cuntbreeder brought an infant. I can't believe how inconsiderate people can be."
cuntbreeder by Quietpleez October 24, 2016
cumtarded
It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.
cumtarded by Stephanie Steamweaver April 19, 2014
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