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cuntarded

A mixture of "cunt" and "retarded". most likely to be said at someone who's acting whorrishly stupid.
*at a party*

Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.

Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.
by yermoom December 13, 2009
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Cuntarded

A retarded cunt
A very naive and uneducated female who keeps on making stupid decisions. Having a messed up attitude all the time. For no reason. Even though it's not that time of the month.
How's Stacey Doing?

Well still cuntarded as ever
by Oakysgirl February 16, 2019
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Cuntarded

(Cun•tar•did)

1. When you are so much of an ugly, retarded whore, that someone must describe you as all three in this one simple word.

2. When you are a girl with a Vagina that is bacteria infected, STI infected, or just gross looking. Then that cunt would be retarded. Hence: Cuntarded.
Example for Definition 1;

Spencer: I saw a girl that was a whore, and she was slow too!
Ashton: Was it Lauren? I head she was really cuntarded.

Example for Definition 2;

Britney: I saw that girl in the shower last night, and her vagina was so disgusting. It had pimples, and smelled like shit.
Lauren: Man, that must have been one cuntarded vagina.
by JustMe2904514216 December 16, 2011
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cuntardouchebag

"The cuntardouche went to the video store, bought a complete set of Three's Company episodes, and put them into his cuntardouchebag."
by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009
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cuntbreeder

1: Slang term used by some childfree people for a particularly intolerable form of female breeder who acts like a condescending bitch around childfree people, insists that everyone caters to their child's every whim, brings babies to inappropriate venues like bars, fine restaurants or R rated movies and then ignores them when they start screaming, demands that coworkers without children cover their workload and/or or give up holiday vacation slots, changes diapers on public table tops, turns into a raging lunatic if their choice to breed is not endlessly praised and both acts like a martyr and insists that having children is the only path to fulfillment in life.
"So I went to see the midnight showing of Django Unchained and some cuntbreeder brought an infant. I can't believe how inconsiderate people can be."
by Quietpleez October 24, 2016
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cumtarded

It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.
Man that was a serious orgasm. I can't even move my body or speak. I am so cumtarded.
by Stephanie Steamweaver April 19, 2014
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Catarded

The state of being canadian and retarded simultaneously.
Dude that jimmy boy is catarded.”
by ZACHERY SNYDER March 13, 2019
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