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me pica el cuqui:(
cuqui by mortadela December 20, 2019
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The cycle that involves taking Nyquil at night to go to sleep with a cold and then taking DayQuil when you wake up in the morning to continue the cold-fighting and then NyQuil again at night.
I think the CyQuil is working. I may be getting the better of this shitty cold.
CyQuil by Dan Sharfin January 4, 2006

Cumquick 

A Cumquick cums too quickly a/k/a a two pump chump, two stroke donkey, quick draw mcgraw, premature ejaculator.
One Girl to Another: He may be cuuuuuute, but he's a cumquick.

Another: NFW (no f*cking way)

Girl: Tested it and it came in under 2 minutes

Another: What a two pump chump! He needs to stop trying to get laid and stick to jerking off.
Cumquick by sarasplayroom.com September 1, 2009
A small frog indigineous to Puerto Rico aka La Isla del Encanto. The word Coqui is usually expressed in song or whistle as this is the sound that the frog makes, which phonetically sounds like "coqui coqui."
"Oye Pito sing the coqui song."
coqui by Fuggetabouit June 30, 2006

Port Coquitlam 

The Canadian Compton, a place where the dealers of Surrey and the meth users of Maple Ridge come to kill eachother as it has a murder rate 4 times the national average and has been multiple time murder capital of Canada. Hometown of legendary hero Terry Fox and horrific serial killer Willy Pickton. It is a great place to raise a family or start a meth lab, sometimes both. Hometown heroes include the PoCo donkey, a screaming donkey that can be heard throughout the Northside, the Pirate Lady(true legend), the PoCo hooker who has a two dollar tuesday special, and former mayor Scott Young, who was acting mayor while in prison. Well known areas include the magical forest, where people get high and see things, halfway houses(beside middle schools), PoCo arena and various teen centre which are a great place for fake gangster young teens to find drugs and cigarette.
Where do you live?
"Port Coquitlam the cul de sac kids always play street hockey on"
which one?
"beside the grow-op"
which one?
"The one beside the meth-lab"
which one?
"Where that guy got shot"
which one?
"It 2453 Elm"
O ok, where they had that drive buy while the litte girls were selling lemonade and weed.
Port Coquitlam by PoCoBoY October 1, 2009
Puerto Rican eggnog. Usually made with coconut & rum versus other options.
It's Christmas! Time to bust out that Coquito recipe you got from papi.
Coquito by SantaSecreto December 17, 2011
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