Cumquick

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A Cumquick cums too quickly a/k/a a two pump chump, two stroke donkey, quick draw mcgraw, premature ejaculator.

One Girl to Another: He may be cuuuuuute, but he's a cumquick.

Another: NFW (no f*cking way)

Girl: Tested it and it came in under 2 minutes

Another: What a two pump chump! He needs to stop trying to get laid and stick to jerking off.

Cumquick by sarasplayroom.com September 1, 2009

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Cumquick Pussy

A dripping pussy that’s so good and so tight that it makes a dick cum really quickly.

That Sarah has some cumquick pussy. I was pounding it for less than a minute before I came.

Cumquick Pussy by Nahtessom October 2, 2020

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Captain Cumquick

A gentlemen who does not last long in bed and shoots his load too quickly

He's such a Captain Cumquick!

Captain Cumquick by OhNoessss April 28, 2012

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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