Cumquick

A Cumquick cums too quickly a/k/a a two pump chump, two stroke donkey, quick draw mcgraw, premature ejaculator.

One Girl to Another: He may be cuuuuuute, but he's a cumquick.

Another: NFW (no f*cking way)

Girl: Tested it and it came in under 2 minutes

Another: What a two pump chump! He needs to stop trying to get laid and stick to jerking off.

by sarasplayroom.com September 1, 2009

Cumquick Pussy

A dripping pussy that’s so good and so tight that it makes a dick cum really quickly.

That Sarah has some cumquick pussy. I was pounding it for less than a minute before I came.

by Nahtessom October 2, 2020

Captain Cumquick

A gentlemen who does not last long in bed and shoots his load too quickly

He's such a Captain Cumquick!

by OhNoessss April 28, 2012