cupacabra

an alien that you call daddy

i found my cupacabra yesterday

by kikokokokok March 16, 2022

toilet roll chupacabra

A person who, when unable to find the unlimited patience of a saint when they are faced with the task of removing the first square of toilet tissue from the cheapest roll available on Earth, tears wildly into it, shredding it into an unrecognizable ball in the process of attempting to get some usable tissue.

Oh my God, it looks like the crazed toilet roll chupacabra has been at it again, we’ve sadly lost another entire roll of this useless state purchased shitpaper!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019

Dirty Chupacabra

Giving a man a hickey on their penis or balls.

I gave him a dirty chupacabra so hard that he was bleeding.

by PooDaddyMan June 10, 2011

Fupacabra

A person with the gift of possessing a FUPA(Fat Upper Pubic Area) but from a Hispanic background. Fupacabras generally only speak Spanish and are very ugly looking(like a chupacabra) so that people know when a Fupacabra is nearby. Fupacabras are very common in Southern California and other southern states.

Colin- "OMG! DID YOU JUST SEE THAT FUPACABRA WADDLE PAST US?"
Austin- "No, i was too busy finishing off this cup of Fupa Juice."

by Mr. FUPA hunter April 14, 2010

chupacabra droppings

Another name for marijuana; weed; the devil's lettuce

I just smoked some of those chupacabra droppings I found out in the field

by American Democracy April 25, 2019

Grapeview Chupacabra

The Grapeview chupacabra is indeigionous of the Hood Canal area of Washington State in the US. It is said to be unknown to science and is believed to be aggressively killing animals small animals after stalking them along roadsides. These are often mistaken for road kill and are damaged by scavengers to such an extent that cause of death can not be scientifically determined. They are believed to leave three puncture wounds on their kill's that provide an access point to drain them of their blood. Unfortunate an obscure section of the Revised Code of Washington makes the molestation and harassment of these predators illegal without a special permit from the Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife.

The Grapeview Chupacabra is a ruthless killer

by Dr. Smar Taz August 7, 2012

stinky chupacabra

The act of putting a piece of shit in strange and unusual places to startle or surprise people.

While we were walking through the garden, Dorothy noticed a Stinky Chupacabra on the garden gnome's shoulder.

by Suckmyyoda August 17, 2017