Chupacabraaa 

Similar to the Chupacabra of Mexico, the Chupacabraaa can be seen in many North American ski towns. The Chupacabraaa lives on a steady diet of spliffs, PBR's and breakfast burritos. Chupacabraaa's are easy to identify through their characteristic mating call of "BRAAAA", which is used to attract other Chupacabraas to fresh powder. They can also be found in areas of frequent stoke output i.e; top of terrain park, under chair lift and resort sun decks. While their exact origins are unknown it is suspected that the Chupacabraa was first sighted in Squaw Valley, California. The spread of Chupacabraa has been rampant and sightings have been recorded across the United States and Canada. Common breeding grounds are Jackson, Wyoming Salt Lake City, Utah Whistler B.C. and any other areas with access to an aerial tram.

I would try to get on the early tram but the line will be packed with Chupacabraaa and I dont want my new gear to smell like spliff and PBR.

Chupacabraaa by 4dskier October 29, 2009

toilet roll chupacabra 

A person who, when unable to find the unlimited patience of a saint when they are faced with the task of removing the first square of toilet tissue from the cheapest roll available on Earth, tears wildly into it, shredding it into an unrecognizable ball in the process of attempting to get some usable tissue.

Oh my God, it looks like the crazed toilet roll chupacabra has been at it again, we’ve sadly lost another entire roll of this useless state purchased shitpaper!

toilet roll chupacabra by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019

Dirty Chupacabra

Giving a man a hickey on their penis or balls.

I gave him a dirty chupacabra so hard that he was bleeding.

Dirty Chupacabra by PooDaddyMan June 10, 2011

chupacabra droppings 

Another name for marijuana; weed; the devil's lettuce

I just smoked some of those chupacabra droppings I found out in the field

chupacabra droppings by American Democracy April 25, 2019

Grapeview Chupacabra 

The Grapeview chupacabra is indeigionous of the Hood Canal area of Washington State in the US. It is said to be unknown to science and is believed to be aggressively killing animals small animals after stalking them along roadsides. These are often mistaken for road kill and are damaged by scavengers to such an extent that cause of death can not be scientifically determined. They are believed to leave three puncture wounds on their kill's that provide an access point to drain them of their blood. Unfortunate an obscure section of the Revised Code of Washington makes the molestation and harassment of these predators illegal without a special permit from the Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife.

The Grapeview Chupacabra is a ruthless killer

Grapeview Chupacabra by Dr. Smar Taz August 7, 2012

stinky chupacabra 

The act of putting a piece of shit in strange and unusual places to startle or surprise people.

While we were walking through the garden, Dorothy noticed a Stinky Chupacabra on the garden gnome's shoulder.

stinky chupacabra by Suckmyyoda August 17, 2017

Chupacabra 

A word used to describe a person who says they're down for something but, soon later, completely forget what they were down for

You little Chupacabra!

Chupacabra by gottachilax October 7, 2016