cunty curtains

Female Pubic Hair - speaks for itself really.

u know my gwa hair doesn't match my cunty curtains

by biscuitbarrel June 14, 2011

cunt curtains

the rolls around an aroused pussy.

holy shit mary has mahusive cunt curtains.

by harry holmes July 15, 2006

Cunt Curtain

When the belly fat of a woman hangs down in front of her as to cover her vagina.

Damn, that bitch is so fat her cunt curtain hangs down to her knees.

by James-A-Rambo April 22, 2010

Cunt Curtans

when a woman gets sick of sex(god forbid), she can grow her muff, and braid the fuckin' muff shut. if necessary, shit may be used to smear over the muff for proper sealing.
(may cause serious blatter and urinary tract infection)

She put on a cunt curtan so i couldn't fuck her.

by Dongzilla February 16, 2005

Curtain Cunt

A woman who is an attention whore, or does something intentionally for the purpose of getting attention

Did you hear about Betty confessing she slept with coach Chandler?
Yes, she did that to get attention, what a curtain cunt.

by Obsidian Black April 4, 2018