Cunt Curtans

when a woman gets sick of sex(god forbid), she can grow her muff, and braid the fuckin' muff shut. if necessary, shit may be used to smear over the muff for proper sealing.
(may cause serious blatter and urinary tract infection)

She put on a cunt curtan so i couldn't fuck her.

by Dongzilla February 17, 2005

Love Dump

when you cum inside a girls cunt, you fill a condom with your shit and watch her fuck it until it breaks.

man, you should've seen the love dump i gave her last night.

by Dongzilla February 17, 2005