Definitions by Dongzilla

Love Dump 

when you cum inside a girls cunt, you fill a condom with your shit and watch her fuck it until it breaks.

man, you should've seen the love dump i gave her last night.

Love Dump by Dongzilla February 16, 2005

Cunt Curtans 

when a woman gets sick of sex(god forbid), she can grow her muff, and braid the fuckin' muff shut. if necessary, shit may be used to smear over the muff for proper sealing.
(may cause serious blatter and urinary tract infection)

She put on a cunt curtan so i couldn't fuck her.

Cunt Curtans by Dongzilla February 16, 2005