cuntwart

Use this term to really piss someone off. Cunt warts are particularly repulsive. They fill up with puss and then when you get that feeling when you cant resist, burst it, BUT, make sure you are standing near a mirror so the puss launches itself at it. mmmmm then scrape the remnants off the mirror and put it in a stew.

daniel Craig is a cuntwart. His face looks like a fanny which has received a rather bad case of leprosy and is enjoying bathing in its own fluidy goodness. the cunt!

by kafwan August 19, 2009

cuntware

A piece of software so useless, intrusive, poorly-conceived, designed and/or supported one forms the opinion that everyone who was involved in its creation, marketing and distribution is a cunt.

Norton Anti-Virus is the archetype of cuntware.

by Lord Grimcock November 6, 2007

cuntward

A girl that walks cunt first,somtimes with a camel toe,into groups of watching people, to show off the cunt, almost like head first into it.

Boy, she's cuntward, that will be a easy lay on the pool table tonight.

by Bob of Cocodrie October 8, 2009

Cuntwarming

- The act of a woman sliding her vagina or ass on her partner's (male or female) groin - A more intimate version of spooning

- The female version of "cockwarming"

Synomyns: pussywarming, vagwarming, coochiewarming.

Erika: Hey, how was your date with Susie last night?

Belle: It was amazing, she kept cuntwarming me.

by Lady Lesbian February 8, 2020

Cuntwaft

The stench of diseased vagina, often used to define a person that truly disgusts you

"That Simon is a vile looking cuntwaft, the sight of him makes me want to vomit."

by MarcW10 August 27, 2006

glove cuntpartment

a hinged storage area in a car, less prevalent since the advent of passenger airbags.

Hey Phil, could you please get the radar detector and FDs out of the glovecunt!

by andy1 May 30, 2005

cuntwatulated

cuntwatulated: A generic term referring to vaginal ageing. The female genital area usually warms to it's purpose in the teen years as it officially becomes "pussy", in the late teens to mid twenties it is often referred to as a "puss", "quim" etc. From the early thirties on, words such as "bearded clam", "gash" and "twat" come into play. From the late forties into the mid fifties, often around the time of menopause, the female gential region goes through the change known as "cuntwatulation, and hence, becomes "cuntwatulated"

Mary was growing older, her desire for sex had dwindled since she had become cuntwatulated in her early fifties, but she still felt the need for sex every now and then. Fortunately this could be quickly forgotten by eating a pound of ice cream.

by Vinter April 22, 2008