Cuntartica

A descriptive term for female genitalia which is seldom deployed for recreational intercourse.

A fucking frigid fanny.

Man A: How's the sex life at home, Dave?
Man B: Cuntartica, mate.

by Lianachan March 5, 2004

Cuntastic Voyage

Inspired by Coolio's Fantastic Voyage.
"slide slide slippity-slide"

Guy #1:"That dude is rollin' in the pussy, he's on a mission"
Guy #2:"Nahh he's on a Cuntastic Voyage"

by FFR09 December 2, 2009

Isla Cuntarina

Island inhabited by wild cunts shunned from society

Cuntisha is crowned the princess of Isla Cuntarina

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

cuntastic

being extremely bitchy or cuntlike. unpleasant to the extreme

man that girl's such a bitch. she's cuntastic

by baileycook April 14, 2006

cumtastical

When something is so nice that it gives you the urge to cum on it with extreme vigor and force. These things can include but are not limited to wedding dresses, food, and white people.

You: "Dude that wedding dress is so cumtastical that I'm exploding in my pants just thinking about all the fabric I can ruin in one blow!"
Friend: "What in the actual fuck is wrong with you?"

by Fuhrer Sebadragosa X September 4, 2013

Cuntastic

Ugly girls and fat girls that think they are hot, but no man would ever look at.

Bunbun is cuntastic

by ironman69 April 23, 2009

cuntwatica

a GREAT word me and my mother came up with; used to describe someone being rude or obscene. or just to yell out for no apparent reason. DAMN i love my mother.

you fucking cuntwatica

by chelsea aka TINY October 11, 2008