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Cuntastic Voyage 

Inspired by Coolio's Fantastic Voyage.
"slide slide slippity-slide"
Guy #1:"That dude is rollin' in the pussy, he's on a mission"
Guy #2:"Nahh he's on a Cuntastic Voyage"
Cuntastic Voyage by FFR09 December 2, 2009

Isla Cuntarina

Island inhabited by wild cunts shunned from society
Cuntisha is crowned the princess of Isla Cuntarina
being extremely bitchy or cuntlike. unpleasant to the extreme
man that girl's such a bitch. she's cuntastic
cuntastic by baileycook April 14, 2006

cumtastical

When something is so nice that it gives you the urge to cum on it with extreme vigor and force. These things can include but are not limited to wedding dresses, food, and white people.
You: "Dude that wedding dress is so cumtastical that I'm exploding in my pants just thinking about all the fabric I can ruin in one blow!"
Friend: "What in the actual fuck is wrong with you?"
cumtastical by Fuhrer Sebadragosa X September 4, 2013
Ugly girls and fat girls that think they are hot, but no man would ever look at.
Bunbun is cuntastic
Cuntastic by ironman69 April 23, 2009

cuntwatica 

a GREAT word me and my mother came up with; used to describe someone being rude or obscene. or just to yell out for no apparent reason. DAMN i love my mother.
you fucking cuntwatica
cuntwatica by chelsea aka TINY October 11, 2008