cuntardy

adj.,
1) The state of being tardy in a manner that adversely affects others.
2) Like a cuntard.

cuntardily adv.
cuntardiness n.

We missed the start of the game because once again you were cuntardy. I am so sick of your cuntardy cuntardiness, you cuntard.

by Rocco Siffredi December 12, 2009

cuntardouchebag

The bag used by a cuntardouche.

"The cuntardouche went to the video store, bought a complete set of Three's Company episodes, and put them into his cuntardouchebag."

by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009

cuntarded

A mixture of "cunt" and "retarded". most likely to be said at someone who's acting whorrishly stupid.

*at a party*

Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.

Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.

by yermoom December 13, 2009

Cuntary

the art of being a total Cunt, acting or looking like a Cunt, saying things that make it obvious you are in fact a Cunt,

anything Cuntish like:

doesn't matter what you win, we'll always have "istory" this is Cuntary

by chipthechap December 12, 2009

cuntardouche

A person who unites the diverse qualities of a cunt, a tard, and a douche.

"Why, that fellow is ignorant, arrogant, and awkward in roughly equal measure. What a cuntardouche!"

by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009

cuntard

Similar to fucktard, this word is a portmanteau of cunt and retard. While fucktard is associated with activly acting like a fucking retard, a cuntard is more passive and just sits there acting like a retarded cunt.

You didn't take out the garbage again, you lazy cuntard.

by Swamp Ig June 29, 2005

cuntardo

when you want to emphasize the word 'cunt' because you are really angry. usually when someone messes something up.

1. it was an open goal! Heskey you fucking cuntardo!

by SC_EA January 27, 2007