cuntsquatch
cuntsquatch by Hotjo April 23, 2018
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cuntscratch
a derogatry term used to either describe an itchy vagina or cam also be used to indicate your dislike for someone by calling them a cuntscratch
"blimey shaving my bikini line has made it really itchy."
"i know what you mean its horrible when you get cuntscratch"
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"leave me alone cunntscratch. i dont like you."
"i know what you mean its horrible when you get cuntscratch"
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"leave me alone cunntscratch. i dont like you."
cuntscratch by kimbewat December 30, 2008
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cuntspatch
A combination of the words cunt and spatula. A cuntspatch is a spatula that has been dipped in the fluids of the cunt. Getting cuntspatched means to be slapped with the dirty spatula. The word can be used as both a noun and a verb.
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