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cuntscratch 

a derogatry term used to either describe an itchy vagina or cam also be used to indicate your dislike for someone by calling them a cuntscratch
"blimey shaving my bikini line has made it really itchy."
"i know what you mean its horrible when you get cuntscratch"
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"leave me alone cunntscratch. i dont like you."
cuntscratch by kimbewat December 30, 2008

cuntspatch

A combination of the words cunt and spatula. A cuntspatch is a spatula that has been dipped in the fluids of the cunt. Getting cuntspatched means to be slapped with the dirty spatula. The word can be used as both a noun and a verb.
Jake: What are you doing with that spatula?
Dan: I about to cuntspatch your mom.
cuntspatch by Ian Christopher July 29, 2007

Chatsquatch 

A very large, unattractive, female chatter that bears a striking resembalance to a sasquatch.
The pretty girls never instant message me, only the chatsquatches.
Chatsquatch by AdrianBlack November 28, 2007

Castsquatch 

A Sasquatch likeness made from various materials such as clay, cement, resin, etc.
That Castsquatch looks as good as the real thing.
Castsquatch by Brumleyprunk June 28, 2022

Cuntsnatchfellations

A congratulatory response from one bloke to another, usually with regard to a story of sexual endeavour.
"You got a hand-job from Monique under the table DURING the meeting? Cuntsnatchfellations."
Cuntsnatchfellations by chope February 20, 2009

cuntsnatch

Hey cuntsnatch, how about we don't do that?
cuntsnatch by Mark August 17, 2003