Cowper's fluid (also known as pre-cum) secreted from the male urethra during arousal in anticipation of ejaculation.
I tell you what Vicar-Sergeant, I'd slip her one!
Too right Cardinal-Inspector, I'm crying cream tears out of my fucking Jap's eye here.
Too right Cardinal-Inspector, I'm crying cream tears out of my fucking Jap's eye here.
by chope March 06, 2009
Get the Cream tearmug. The definitive good shit. A digestive transit of such healthy proportions that it requires two flushes and the application of the toilet brush to help it on its way.
"Good shit, Liz?"
"Two flush and brush, Phil. You'd best call the Lord Chamberlain to open the palace windows."
"Two flush and brush, Phil. You'd best call the Lord Chamberlain to open the palace windows."
by chope May 22, 2009
Get the Two flush and brushmug. A congratulatory response from one bloke to another, usually with regard to a story of sexual endeavour.
by chope February 20, 2009
Get the Cuntsnatchfellationsmug.