Definitions by chope

Two flush and brush 

The definitive good shit. A digestive transit of such healthy proportions that it requires two flushes and the application of the toilet brush to help it on its way.

"Good shit, Liz?"
"Two flush and brush, Phil. You'd best call the Lord Chamberlain to open the palace windows."

Two flush and brush by chope May 22, 2009

Cream tear 

Cowper's fluid (also known as pre-cum) secreted from the male urethra during arousal in anticipation of ejaculation.

I tell you what Vicar-Sergeant, I'd slip her one!

Too right Cardinal-Inspector, I'm crying cream tears out of my fucking Jap's eye here.

Cream tear by chope March 6, 2009

Cuntsnatchfellations

A congratulatory response from one bloke to another, usually with regard to a story of sexual endeavour.

"You got a hand-job from Monique under the table DURING the meeting? Cuntsnatchfellations."

Cuntsnatchfellations by chope February 20, 2009