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cuntsquatch 

A big, hump backed, knuckle dragging, loud mouth, obnoxious bitch that nobody enjoys being around.
My sister-in-law is such a cuntsquatch.
cuntsquatch by Hotjo April 23, 2018

cuntspatch

A combination of the words cunt and spatula. A cuntspatch is a spatula that has been dipped in the fluids of the cunt. Getting cuntspatched means to be slapped with the dirty spatula. The word can be used as both a noun and a verb.
Jake: What are you doing with that spatula?
Dan: I about to cuntspatch your mom.
cuntspatch by Ian Christopher July 29, 2007

Cuntcatcher 

syn: Manslut

Def: A man who sleeps around, fucks anything with a pussy and has no standards. Pussy is pussy.
".. Jarod is being such a cuntcatcher recently, that's the 4th chick this night! .."
Cuntcatcher by Neologism Pro October 27, 2009

catscratches 

“hey what happened to your wrist?”
“oh my cat scratched me im fine.”
“oh heh you have alot of catscratches”
catscratches by gggothggirl July 6, 2020

clitscratcher 

1 Males that are no good dirty whores; men who have been around the block and think its cool to catch an STD.

or

2 Females that have dirty sex with various men/females or female prostitutes and have no shame or humility for it.
Your mother and aunt are two vile clitscratchers.

Jamal thinks he is a pimp but he is just a clitscratcher.
clitscratcher by Whitney Jordan December 3, 2003

Cuntsnatchfellations

A congratulatory response from one bloke to another, usually with regard to a story of sexual endeavour.
"You got a hand-job from Monique under the table DURING the meeting? Cuntsnatchfellations."
Cuntsnatchfellations by chope February 20, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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