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cuntscratch

a derogatry term used to either describe an itchy vagina or cam also be used to indicate your dislike for someone by calling them a cuntscratch
"blimey shaving my bikini line has made it really itchy."
"i know what you mean its horrible when you get cuntscratch"
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"leave me alone cunntscratch. i dont like you."
by kimbewat December 30, 2008
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cuntsquatch

A big, hump backed, knuckle dragging, loud mouth, obnoxious bitch that nobody enjoys being around.
My sister-in-law is such a cuntsquatch.
by Hotjo April 23, 2018
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cuntspatch

A combination of the words cunt and spatula. A cuntspatch is a spatula that has been dipped in the fluids of the cunt. Getting cuntspatched means to be slapped with the dirty spatula. The word can be used as both a noun and a verb.
Jake: What are you doing with that spatula?
Dan: I about to cuntspatch your mom.
by Ian Christopher July 29, 2007
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Cuntcatcher

syn: Manslut

Def: A man who sleeps around, fucks anything with a pussy and has no standards. Pussy is pussy.
".. Jarod is being such a cuntcatcher recently, that's the 4th chick this night! .."
by Neologism Pro October 27, 2009
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catscratches

“hey what happened to your wrist?”
oh my cat scratched me im fine.”
“oh heh you have alot of catscratches”
by gggothggirl July 6, 2020
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clitscratcher

1 Males that are no good dirty whores; men who have been around the block and think its cool to catch an STD.

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2 Females that have dirty sex with various men/females or female prostitutes and have no shame or humility for it.
Your mother and aunt are two vile clitscratchers.

Jamal thinks he is a pimp but he is just a clitscratcher.
by Whitney Jordan December 3, 2003
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Cuntsnatchfellations

A congratulatory response from one bloke to another, usually with regard to a story of sexual endeavour.
"You got a hand-job from Monique under the table DURING the meeting? Cuntsnatchfellations."
by chope February 20, 2009
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