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cuntscratch 

a derogatry term used to either describe an itchy vagina or cam also be used to indicate your dislike for someone by calling them a cuntscratch
"blimey shaving my bikini line has made it really itchy."
"i know what you mean its horrible when you get cuntscratch"
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"leave me alone cunntscratch. i dont like you."
cuntscratch by kimbewat December 30, 2008
Words you can keep

cuntsquatch 

A big, hump backed, knuckle dragging, loud mouth, obnoxious bitch that nobody enjoys being around.
My sister-in-law is such a cuntsquatch.
cuntsquatch by Hotjo April 23, 2018

cuntspatch

A combination of the words cunt and spatula. A cuntspatch is a spatula that has been dipped in the fluids of the cunt. Getting cuntspatched means to be slapped with the dirty spatula. The word can be used as both a noun and a verb.
Jake: What are you doing with that spatula?
Dan: I about to cuntspatch your mom.
cuntspatch by Ian Christopher July 29, 2007

Cuntcatcher 

syn: Manslut

Def: A man who sleeps around, fucks anything with a pussy and has no standards. Pussy is pussy.
".. Jarod is being such a cuntcatcher recently, that's the 4th chick this night! .."
Cuntcatcher by Neologism Pro October 27, 2009

catscratches 

“hey what happened to your wrist?”
“oh my cat scratched me im fine.”
“oh heh you have alot of catscratches”
catscratches by gggothggirl July 6, 2020

clitscratcher 

1 Males that are no good dirty whores; men who have been around the block and think its cool to catch an STD.

or

2 Females that have dirty sex with various men/females or female prostitutes and have no shame or humility for it.
Your mother and aunt are two vile clitscratchers.

Jamal thinks he is a pimp but he is just a clitscratcher.
clitscratcher by Whitney Jordan December 3, 2003

Cuntsnatchfellations

A congratulatory response from one bloke to another, usually with regard to a story of sexual endeavour.
"You got a hand-job from Monique under the table DURING the meeting? Cuntsnatchfellations."
Cuntsnatchfellations by chope February 20, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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