cuntsponge
The neighbor lady came over to borrow a cuntsponge, but her gash is way larger than mine, and it was suked up into her, she had to use a newspaper.
cuntsponge by Jess November 30, 2003
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cuntslinger
cuntslinger by SKAlison October 13, 2007
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cuntsponge • Cunt splonge • cumsponge • cuntmonger • cuntslinger • Cuntmongery • Cuntspangle • cuntsplodge • Cat Sponge • Cunt pong
cumsponge
1: An absolute slut, a person (usually female) who has copious amounts of sexual relations with men.
2: An item used to masturbate into. (toilet paper, sock, hotel bed sheets, etc.)
2: An item used to masturbate into. (toilet paper, sock, hotel bed sheets, etc.)
Example 1: Dude: " hey bro check out that chick! she is fiiiiiiiine!
Bro: " yea man she's hot but she's fucked like the whole football team, she's a total cumsponge"
Example 2: " Dude: man I was jacking it the other day and I had to use my gym socks as a cumsponge"
Man: "dude that is nasty as fuck! don't tell me that shit dude!
Bro: " yea man she's hot but she's fucked like the whole football team, she's a total cumsponge"
Example 2: " Dude: man I was jacking it the other day and I had to use my gym socks as a cumsponge"
Man: "dude that is nasty as fuck! don't tell me that shit dude!
cumsponge by -fuckfuckgoose September 12, 2009
Cuntspangle
The act of pulling out just before ejaculation, and 'spangling' the lady's, ahem, ladygarden with sparkly jizz.
Cuntspangle by MissBradders May 4, 2009
Cumsponge
Cumsponge by cat litter boy May 4, 2014
cunt sponge
cunt sponge by Jnup August 15, 2006
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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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