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Cuntclipping 

Casual or unconstrained sad stand up bits about other comedians, typically in a cowardice fashion. After the comedian has left the stage.
Or outside of a roast.
He's a dogshit stand up comedian, that's why he's always cuntclipping.
Cuntclipping by Mrcriticalthinking February 29, 2024
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cuntsipping

When you're out at a bar and one of your friends decides he's going to drink in the slow lane all night.
We all were ready to party except for Dave who was cuntsipping his Coors Light all night.
cuntsipping by Seminole93 July 26, 2015

cuntlapping

A man's (or a lesbian's) gift to a woman; oral caress of the vulva and clitoris.
"Cuntlapping is my favorite indoor sport, so lie down, sweetie."
"You better be able to breathe through your ears, buster!"
cuntlapping by Cornholio October 30, 2003

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026