catscratches
“hey what happened to your wrist?”
“oh my cat scratched me im fine.”
“oh heh you have alot of catscratches”
“oh my cat scratched me im fine.”
“oh heh you have alot of catscratches”
catscratches by gggothggirl July 6, 2020
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Cat Scratches
A term used when talking about fresh scars from one’s cutting of them selves, typically used to cover up the cutting.
John: “hey what’s that on your wrist”
Jane: “cat scratches”
Jane found help and is now a functioning member of society
Jane: “cat scratches”
Jane found help and is now a functioning member of society
Cat Scratches by Depressedandgay February 7, 2022
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Catscratch
The name given to a squirrelly little character who often enjoys frivolous activities like dressing up as a grape, eating hot cheetos and takis and hiking the bluffs of Mordor.
Catscratch by mergica April 30, 2013
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Literally the best Nicktoon ever, sadly cut short by that cunt, Cyma Zarghami. Made by Doug TenNapel, of Neverhood and Earthworm Jim fame.
Gordon and Waffle and Mr. Blik, when the old lady died, she left them rich, a mansion, cars, life's a kick, Catscratch!
Catscratch by Toenail Sandwich December 10, 2018
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Cat Scratches
Jack: "I accidentally cut way to deep last night, I think I saw the bone."
Jill: "oh my gosh, I hope you're okay. I can only do cat scratches."
Jill: "oh my gosh, I hope you're okay. I can only do cat scratches."
Cat Scratches by anonymous November 28, 2024
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