cuntscarf

pubic hair on a woman that keeps her vaginal area warm; it can also used to refer to a type of knitted underwear made specifically to keep a shaven vagina from getting chilly.

It's awfully drafty today, if only I had a cuntscarf to keep my poor little clit from shivering.

by scrabble_master November 8, 2010

Cunt scarf

A short skirt that keeps only your cunt covered and warm.

Pointing at a short skirt someone might say "Is that keeping your cunt warm? That's so short it's just a cunt scarf"

by Terrified and Afraid September 11, 2010

cuntscratch

a derogatry term used to either describe an itchy vagina or cam also be used to indicate your dislike for someone by calling them a cuntscratch

"blimey shaving my bikini line has made it really itchy."
"i know what you mean its horrible when you get cuntscratch"
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"leave me alone cunntscratch. i dont like you."

by kimbewat December 30, 2008

Cuntscag

A dirty person who smells like an infected cunt

That cuntscag has not washed her sheets in six months, and she has sex at least two times a day.

by Cuddle Pony January 13, 2010

cuntstard

Somebody who is both a cunt and a bastard.

That cuntstard Roger still owes me £50.

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

Cuntscab

dried blood around the lips of a vagina

also the worst word in the english language

Ronnie is a cuntscab for stealing my $20

Kelly had cuntscabs after that rough night in the sack

by Jonas March 28, 2004

Cuntscrape

A tasteful name for papshmear, which is the procedure of scraping the walls of cervical canal of a womens snatch to see if she has cervical cancer... often done by a doctor.

Before Jenny goes for her monthly cuntscrape I have to avoid the pink and rail her in the stink.

by Moonshine October 24, 2005