Jonas's definitions

homostar

Simply, the number of stars on the badges worn at paramount parks by 18 year old "simpsons"esque workers (especially "canada's wonderland") equals the amount of gay the worker is in letting you do fun stuff...

that dude stopped mike from smoking that j behind the top gun roller-coaster! He must have like 3 homostars

by JONAS February 29, 2008

cwiiis

(n) highly homosexual individual, sexually tilts towards molestation of dead russian men

cwiiis, you are SO gay with Joseph Stalin

by jonas November 27, 2003

gwapings

a group of extreamly good looking guys that excels in many ways among ordinary people

Gwapings si jonas!

by jonas November 30, 2003

FUPA

fat upper pussy area

Matt Sloyballs has a FUPA because his pussy smells like skunky hippopotomous.

by Jonas August 27, 2003

burrito

a really fat joint

man i wanna hit that burrito

by jonas September 5, 2003

Cupboardly

Used to describe someone who is so ugly that they must be kept behind closed doors, not to be confused with cupboardy which is also a word.

Gaffa looks very cupboardly today.

by Jonas March 24, 2005

grill

Staring someone down, giving them an intimidating look.

"A long hard stare is a grill"
-Big L, "Ebonics"

by Jonas January 6, 2005