lerrick

jonas' boyfriend. he is HARLA dope

jonas <3's lerrick. mmmmmmm

by jonas October 27, 2004

gwapings

a group of extreamly good looking guys that excels in many ways among ordinary people

Gwapings si jonas!

by jonas November 30, 2003

smurgle burg

The act of eating out after your done with her vagina and cum is dripping everywhere.... so your slurp it up and spit it back into her.

"hey Shane i heard when your condom broke, Carli asked you to smurlge burg it all back in...."~Jonas
"hey fuck you Jonas!"~Shane

by jonas January 20, 2004

Cunty & Ballsack

2 young street fighting agents with a tendancy to smoke a lot of weed, thus giving them super stoner powers

i would have got away with it too, if it wasnt for that fucking Cunty & Ballsack

by Jonas March 03, 2005

Cuntscab

dried blood around the lips of a vagina

also the worst word in the english language

Ronnie is a cuntscab for stealing my $20

Kelly had cuntscabs after that rough night in the sack

by Jonas March 28, 2004

jonuts

a nickname for jonas amos. also a known website (www.jonuts.com) that features anything from cars, to music, to porn. enjoy

jonuts all up in your mouth

by jonas October 25, 2004

Cupboardly

Used to describe someone who is so ugly that they must be kept behind closed doors, not to be confused with cupboardy which is also a word.

Gaffa looks very cupboardly today.

by Jonas March 24, 2005