by jonas October 28, 2004
The act of eating out after your done with her vagina and cum is dripping everywhere.... so your slurp it up and spit it back into her.
"hey Shane i heard when your condom broke, Carli asked you to smurlge burg it all back in...."~Jonas
"hey fuck you Jonas!"~Shane
"hey fuck you Jonas!"~Shane
by jonas January 21, 2004
a nickname for jonas amos. also a known website (www.jonuts.com) that features anything from cars, to music, to porn. enjoy
jonuts all up in your mouth
by jonas October 26, 2004
Used to describe someone who is so ugly that they must be kept behind closed doors, not to be confused with cupboardy which is also a word.
by Jonas March 24, 2005
Simply, the number of stars on the badges worn at paramount parks by 18 year old "simpsons"esque workers (especially "canada's wonderland") equals the amount of gay the worker is in letting you do fun stuff...
that dude stopped mike from smoking that j behind the top gun roller-coaster! He must have like 3 homostars
by JONAS February 29, 2008
by jonas December 01, 2003
The act of being a homosexual as well as illiterate at the same time. Also smoking pot and gorging himself with acts of sex fills the person's life full of love and laughter.
Bobby is opening the school for children with Munder Syndrome. a rarity experienced in the hearts of men from San Francisco.
by Jonas December 19, 2003