ace

1. When you take a dump with no poo residue left behind on your ass; wiping is not required.
2. A flawless crap where the poo has exited without smudging on your ass; absolutely no mess at all.

1. After i had a deuce I went to whipe my ass but when i looked at the tp after whipping there was no shit on it, I had an ace!
2. Jimmy is on fire this week, his shit streak has been unmatched with a total of 7 consecutive aces.
3. I'm so glad I had a fawking ace, I had no time for maintenance on my durf because I was in a hurry.

by Moonshine March 20, 2005

Stick

Thin, conceited, girl with a big forehead. (Nick Name)

Stick has a crush on every boy.

by Moonshine October 18, 2003

Pride

Nick name for someone who has NO pride in ones self.

What does pride mean to you? RESPONSE: I have none.

by Moonshine October 18, 2003

Shaandaar

The feeling you get when you watch a bollywood film.

Watching slumdog millionaire, I damn near shaandaar my pants.

by Moonshine December 17, 2015

sheet ghost

A white bed sheet with two wholes cut out of the center for eyes, as seen on Charlie Brown.

by Moonshine October 18, 2003

Cuntscrape

A tasteful name for papshmear, which is the procedure of scraping the walls of cervical canal of a womens snatch to see if she has cervical cancer... often done by a doctor.

Before Jenny goes for her monthly cuntscrape I have to avoid the pink and rail her in the stink.

by Moonshine October 24, 2005