cunts eye 

When you get smoke in your eye

"Ah I've got cunts eye"

cunts eye by Anonymous294 April 19, 2019

Cunty Eye 

When a female ejaculates her vaginal fluid into the male's cornea causing a disturbance to the males eye, resulting in itching, swelling, and blurred vision.

Liam has your cunty eye cleared up yet or does your left eye still hurt?

Cunty Eye by Crotcheola February 21, 2011

cunt eye 

more frequently occuring in individuals whose faces have sustained substantial damage from the epynomous effects of fetal alcohol syndrome, and/or those of mongoloid lineage, this physical trait is seen on a daily basis by nearly everyone on Earth; strangely enough no one has medically defined this deformality of the eye and a cure has yet to be found.

asians can't help their hideous features or their inherent inability to drive, operate machinery, or conduct major motor functions other than tae kwan do: they've simply been contaged with cunt eye.

cunt eye by drizzake August 7, 2007

Cunt Eye 

an asshole/dumbass.

Jon is such a cunt eye.

Cunt Eye by Nick November 23, 2006

Cunt eye 

Deriving from the similar sounding German term 'gazunti' said when a person sneezes, cunt eye is the phenomenon where the penis or fingers of a male are inside of the female genitalia when she sneezes.

Ouch babe, you just gave me a cunt eye! I think it's broken my finger

Cunt eye by Cunt eye man May 9, 2018

Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts 

An extremely bad hangover.

Dave: Fuck me sideways, i've got Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts after last nights party

Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019

Eyes like sheeps cunts 

When you haven't had much sleep and your eyes are looking tired.

I partied so hard last night bro but now I'm paying for it. Got eyes like sheeps cunts.

Eyes like sheeps cunts by NJCDGN August 16, 2014