cuntpus

Term of abuse. Female genitals + pus (mouth). Originates from Perth/Dundee, East Scotland.

oi cuntpus whit the fuck are ya looking at?

by radge baxter October 10, 2006

Cuntfussing

/Kunt'fuss'ing/

Verb informal
gerund or present participle: cuntfussing

(Of a cunt) bitch (complain)to someone, typically a man. It'll matter which is regarded as a annoying or illogical.

" I'm listening to my girlfriend cuntfussing over a missed call."

by Knight-Saladin December 21, 2016

Cuntfusing

When a woman ( or man ) purposely misunderstands what you said, just to make her argument. Often known as the opposite of mansplaning

Jeff: " you look really cute today"

Sally: " are you saying i look ugly all the other days?!"

Jeff: " stop cuntfusing what i said for an insult"

by Oatmeal Tears June 6, 2016

cuntcussion

The inflammation, irritation, and/or the swelling of the vagina, usually as a direct result of vigorous coitus, otherwise known as "taking a pounding".

"Did you hear about Mary's new african american boyfriend Tron?"
"No, but i don't think the community would approve............."
"Yes i know... I've been talking to her and apparently she's been suffering through some substantial cuntcussions recently. The doctor told her to stay away from physical activity for two weeks"

by handj.o.b. May 17, 2010

cuntus maximus

A variation of the word cunt. Can be used when you want to sound more sophisticated when using what is arguably the most offensive term know to the language.
It makes use of sounding a bit latin, when in reality it can be deciphered as calling someone a massive cunt, big cunt, or of someone being such a cunt, that they could not be more of a cunt if they tried.

for example, " look at ian, cuntus maximus if you ask me

by TCgossip August 4, 2007

cuntputer

An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate

"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"

by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007

cuntpunch

to throw an uppercut punch to a womans vagina.

I wanted to cuntpunch that stupid bitch for what she said.

by QP November 25, 2006