Cuntputty

The thick, stringy, egg-white like ooze that comes from a woman's vagina for a few days after a guy shoots a load inside her.

Can also be used as an exclamation of distaste, an insult, or synonym for bullshit.

That nasty slut complained when I wouldn't eat her out, but I'm sure that bitch wouldn't be too keen on taking a mouthful of some strange dude's cuntputty herself.

*slams finger in car door* "OWWW!! CUNTPUTTY!!!!"

James insists he paid for the last round but we all know that's a load of cuntputty.

by CrystalAura May 31, 2009

cuntputer

An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate

"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"

by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007

cuntbutt

A vaginal opening that has become so loose, as to merge with the anus and become one all-purpose mega-hole.

Ashleigh engaged in so much fisting that she now has a cuntbutt.

by J-Fi July 10, 2005

cuntputer

Exclamation used when PC crashes when in use. Usually preceeded by the word 'fucking'.

'I hate it when my PC crashes mid sente .........' Oh, fucking cuntputer!

by debra mackie April 29, 2007

Cuntpunt

Kicking a woman in the cunt like a football.

Don't touch me you bitch or I'll cunt punt you so fucking hard.

by Chadical May 6, 2003

Cuntpunter

A man who isn't afraid of women. One who will grab them by the hair, boot em in the cunt, and shout profanities all in an effort to try and put them in their place.

"Jeremy accused me of being a Cuntpunter, so I showed him what was up when i cuntpunted his ho-bag wife out the livingroom window!"

by cuntpunter69 October 27, 2008

cuntbutter

Secrement of the twat

Her cuntbutter was thicker than caramel

by Nick "Edge" March 11, 2004