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cunticles 

An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.
Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!
cunticles by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018

cuntsicle 

An ice-cold cunt with a stick up her ass.
The bitch from the collections' office was a total cuntsicle.
cuntsicle by HooMaster March 14, 2008

cuntoxicated

Noun: refers to one who has been dining at the Y for considerable time and is all out of licking action, has a tired tongue
cuntox
I had to lick her snatch for so long I'm now cuntoxicated
cuntoxicated by andy mae January 16, 2004

cunticle 

A singular piece of dry crusty mucus that collects around the cunt lips of elderly women
Bob was fucking his grandmother when he noticed a rough abrasive sensation; he looked down and found his penis being stripped by her filthy cunticles
cunticle by The Shaven Weasel January 7, 2005

cuntsicle 

A girl who wears a skirt on a extremely cold day
"Maggie has a cuntsicle under that pink skirt"
cuntsicle by superbong25 February 20, 2004

cuntcicle 

Frozen pussy juice on a stick
"Shut-up stupid, and eat another cuntcicle"!
cuntcicle by mavros May 5, 2006
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