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cuntcrawler 

A lice contained in a females pubic area.Also known as a crab or a pubic lice.Commonly found in hairy or very dirty and shadowy areas.
John:Karl,did you sleep with Hillary last night?
Karl:No she has cuntcrawlers
cuntcrawler by Lakudzala April 3, 2006

Cuntraception 

A form of contraception to prevent the reproduction of c@nts
Some people should be given Cuntraception instead of contraception, he kid is a c@nt
Cuntraception by Triangle021 June 11, 2018

cuntraceptic 

The only substance known to stop a woman from being such a cunt, bitch, or otherwise undesirable person to be around. It is made from a mixture of grain alcohol, fruitpunch and a giant cock, not always black but sometimes thats needed. Ussually administered by close friends or family in desperate situations of blue clit.
Guy: dude, your sisters such a fuckin bitch.
Friend: no shit, call tyrone an' tell his hung ass to shut her up.
Guy: I dont know he might not be enough cuntraceptic, you call ill get the 151.
cuntraceptic by tabby-bird June 28, 2011

Cuntcrackër 

An 18 year old girl, usually short, who is afraid masks, tattoo shops, and her own house at night.
The little girl who lives in toledo is a cuntcrackër.
Cuntcrackër by The angelic butterfly September 15, 2013
Cunts who act like they are popsicles and the candy of life, not to be confused with cunticle, or cunts who are like popsicles and are the candy of life.
Melinda: "Hey do you want to go out?"
Russ Teidrick: "No you cuntacle, but I'd like to suck on the cunticle over there."
Cuntacle by G.M.H. December 2, 2009

cutorable 

combined version
of cute , and adorable
meaning both, towards one person
(this word was made for tricia)
tricia is one cutorable girl
cutorable by chuncks April 2, 2009
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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