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Cuntmouth 

Word used by older men to speak down on women.
"You are a cuntmouth"
Cuntmouth by Missish January 18, 2025

cuntmould 

The female version of knobcheese. A build up of bacteria around the vagina due to not washing.
I couldn't go down on her, she had a bad case of cuntmould.
cuntmould by Lord Football February 26, 2005

cuntdouche 

1. a mixture of a cunt and a douche; a person who is a cunt and a douche at the same time
2. an occurence when a female's cunt accidentally swallows the entire douch
1. Dude, Aaron is such a cuntdouche
2. Did you see what happened to Mona the other day? She was cleaning her self, then all of a sudden "schlup!" she gets a cuntdouche
cuntdouche by faggio April 28, 2005

cuntcough 

When she comes and squirts in your mouth and you choke on her juices.
She squirted in my mouth when I was going down on her; led me to cuntcough when I swallowed her load.
cuntcough by Lou Kong July 21, 2018

Cuffmouthed 

when someone is being forced not to speak
I'm not even sure if she'll tell me the truth, she's probably cuffmouthed
Cuffmouthed by Wuntunda May 23, 2020

cuntsmouth 

someone that talks like a cunt
Dave : don't talk shit,cuntsmouth!
cuntsmouth by jon tom jon October 10, 2008
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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