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1) n. someone who is acting like a douchebag

2) adj. word used to describe a person whose features resemble female genitalia
1) I decided to go home because Tom was acting like a total cuntoid.

2) Did you see that girl's face?? She had cuntoid lips!
cuntoid by vwwoolle March 2, 2008
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Cuntology 

The study of cunt like behavior on all it's forms. How to be a cunt.
The online Cuntologyv101 course will prepare you to alienate all your friends, family and associates with extreme vigor and effectiveness.
A "cunt" of a greater magnitude.

A very "cunty" person
"Tracy slept with her sisters man.. what a cuntola"
cuntola by DB January 13, 2005

cuntology 

The study and interpretation of cunt size, smell, and viscosity
My brother Henry has an MBA in Cuntology
cuntology by Cunty McCunter June 11, 2006

cuntolatry 

The worship of cunts. Kneeling before a cunt and going down on it like muslims kiss the ground with their heads.
The moron suffers from cuntolatry.
cuntolatry by gewgaw February 26, 2010

cuntologist

Oh dear there appears to be something green there best I see my cuntologist
cuntologist by Dr Cunterman February 18, 2005
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Throat Sweats 

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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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