cuntmas 

When it's Christmas and you couldn't be less jovial but you have to be nice to people

I couldn't give a flying fuck about Christmas. I'm just going to wish people a Merry Cuntmas

cuntmas by Imtfbundy December 22, 2016

Father Cuntmas 

A Dad who did not educate his son on the bodily functions of the female population, and in doing so receives hate crimes of diarrhea aimed at his pussy.

Guy: You're disgusting.
Girl: Girls pee and shit and burp just like boys do!
Guy: You're fucked.
Girl: I'm gunna diarrhea in your father's cunt.
Girl 2: Father Cuntmas!

Father Cuntmas by bport July 12, 2010

Cuntmarcus 

The ultimate insult you can bestow upon somebody.

Oh my god! You’re such a Cuntmarcus!

Cuntmarcus by Iswearillkickya May 5, 2018

Cuntascope 

Someone wasting time during a group study/revision session.

Kirk was being a cuntascope

Cuntascope by stevedaozy November 7, 2016

Cuntasaurus Rex 

Cuntasaurus Rex is by far the queen of the cunt bitches who reigns supreme. She can not be talked to with reason due to to her superior cuntness. She also may be of beautiful physical nature but the permanent cunt look On her face tells her true identity.

Man that bitch is smokin hot ,but i heard she's a real Cuntasaurus Rex

Cuntasaurus Rex by Flatside69 January 11, 2012

Cuntmander

Refers to someone in total war community, who is a cunt.

Have you beaten cuntmander? Who hasn't?

Cuntmander by Ihatefagkids July 24, 2016

Cuntcast 

A Filthadelphia based cable company which provides poor customer service and has serious ethics issues.

Yo this is Cuntcast, I'm Shaniqua whatchew want?

Cuntcast by FilthadelphiaSucks September 19, 2009