cuntmas

When it's Christmas and you couldn't be less jovial but you have to be nice to people

I couldn't give a flying fuck about Christmas. I'm just going to wish people a Merry Cuntmas

by Imtfbundy December 22, 2016

Flag

Get the cuntmas mug.

Father Cuntmas

A Dad who did not educate his son on the bodily functions of the female population, and in doing so receives hate crimes of diarrhea aimed at his pussy.

Guy: You're disgusting.
Girl: Girls pee and shit and burp just like boys do!
Guy: You're fucked.
Girl: I'm gunna diarrhea in your father's cunt.
Girl 2: Father Cuntmas!

by bport July 12, 2010

Flag

Get the Father Cuntmas mug.

Related Words

cuntmaster • cuntmas • cuntmaster extreme • Father Cuntmas • cuntasaurus • cuntastic • Cuntasaurus Rex • cuntmuscle • Cuntastrophe • cuntbasket

Cuntmarcus

The ultimate insult you can bestow upon somebody.

Oh my god! You’re such a Cuntmarcus!

by Iswearillkickya May 5, 2018

Flag

Get the Cuntmarcus mug.

Cuntascope

Someone wasting time during a group study/revision session.

Kirk was being a cuntascope

by stevedaozy November 7, 2016

Flag

Get the Cuntascope mug.

Cuntasaurus Rex is by far the queen of the cunt bitches who reigns supreme. She can not be talked to with reason due to to her superior cuntness. She also may be of beautiful physical nature but the permanent cunt look On her face tells her true identity.

Man that bitch is smokin hot ,but i heard she's a real Cuntasaurus Rex

by Flatside69 January 11, 2012

Flag