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Cuntoscope 

Sofia is scheduled for an appointment at the gynaecologist's office. She is getting examined with a cuntoscope & Pap test today
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Cuntalope 

A person who has a giant vagina hole, one so big you could fit your god damn cantalope in it!
"I saw Caitlin last night."
"Did you see the cuntalope?"
"YEAH! IT TRIED TO EAT ME!!"
Cuntalope by Big bear fish boy April 15, 2009

cuntalope 

1. Term for a would be whore.
When only part of a woman "alopes" temporarily. (Usually with your best friend.)
cuntalope by Xarkzila February 16, 2004

Cuntalope 

Adj. or Noun
(kah-unt-te-loo-ope)

- to describe a female's crotch area as being massive in size and texture.

Protruding, or containing vast amount of volume in that bean.

Most easiest to recognize and identify when subject is wearing stretchy/yoga pants.

it is similar to the term "Camel Toe" but is an advanced derivative of that adjective.
As it is when the bean levels up from over consumption and evolves to its final form.

aka, Fat poon pouch; a Beefy Cooter, or a mean musubi
Dude 1: Omg, Calvin! Look at that wild wahine over there by the bus stop.

Dude 2 (Calvin): Yups, I would eat that like an Ono's Seafood Poke bowl, Mhhmmm mmm bitch.

Dude 1: Why is her bean, like so round and bulbous ?

Dude 2: That my boy, is a stage 5 cuntalope, its soo ripe I can smell 'em from here.

Dude 3: " ho cuz, i like smell yo chooch" - from left field

Dude 2: I just got a mainland college doctorate degree in cuntology and my expert opinion recommends that this bitch needs a cunt punt to reverse the severe effects of cuntaloping.

Dude 13: I will volunteer my personal Hawaiian, Taiamani to inspect da deck and appraise the value of this female's choche.

Dude 2: I can already tell that it is seeping from the seams and that this issue needs me to further investigate first hand how big the circumference of the bean is.

Dude 3: It's possibly a guiness world record.

Girl 1: Wtf, omg, do i have one?

Boy 1: yes, you do
Cuntalope by BrokenWindowsHawaii March 25, 2016

cuntalope 

a cunt, whore, slut, that hops all over the place having sex with anyone, anything, like a jackalope!!!
That nasty fucking cuntalope better not even think about hookin up with my husband, or farm animals!!!!
cuntalope by Country Fried... February 11, 2015

cuntscape 

The act of landacaping your box by means of shaving or trimming.
Mary made sure to cuntscape her cunt before her big date.
cuntscape by MaryLouSteep September 18, 2020
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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