cuntman

a man who is a cunt.. a stoned cunt..
cuntmen often smoke n play call of duty for at least 6 hours a day; u can recognize a cuntman by his repetitive quoting of the word "Penis"

Hasan: im goin back home to smoke and play CoD, i'll talk to u online

Kissa: lol you cuntman!

by ShU AyRE July 18, 2011

Cuntman

A fat ass who doesn't listen to anyone and has to learn the hard way. He drinks for a living starting at 10 a.m. Wears tight shirts to show his boobs, and tight pants to make girls jealous

Shawn: Lets go to the gym

Maaz: Nah man, im gonna drink and be sad, probably punch a hole in the fence

Shawn: Stop being a Cuntman

by LookUp June 19, 2012

Cuntman

See Caitlin Jenner

Caitlin Jenner is a cuntman
He is literally a dude with pussy.

by Kotarojujo069 March 2, 2022

Cuntman Sucks

A financial institution is Manhattan responsible for the 2008 financial crisis & for misleading their clients into making bad investments

Cuntisha was a star trader for Cuntman Sucks

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Eric Cuntman

Eric Cartman on a day he decides to be a total cunt.

"Bro look at eric torturing old ladies with a jizz cannon, Eric Cartman... more like Eric Cuntman am i right?"
"Shut up cunt your not funny"

by eshayaussiewilllybrah December 22, 2025