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a man who is a cunt.. a stoned cunt..
cuntmen often smoke n play call of duty for at least 6 hours a day; u can recognize a cuntman by his repetitive quoting of the word "Penis"
Hasan: im goin back home to smoke and play CoD, i'll talk to u online

Kissa: lol you cuntman!
cuntman by ShU AyRE July 18, 2011
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A fat ass who doesn't listen to anyone and has to learn the hard way. He drinks for a living starting at 10 a.m. Wears tight shirts to show his boobs, and tight pants to make girls jealous
Shawn: Lets go to the gym

Maaz: Nah man, im gonna drink and be sad, probably punch a hole in the fence

Shawn: Stop being a Cuntman
Cuntman by LookUp June 19, 2012
Caitlin Jenner is a cuntman
He is literally a dude with pussy.
Cuntman by Kotarojujo069 March 2, 2022

Cuntman Sucks 

A financial institution is Manhattan responsible for the 2008 financial crisis & for misleading their clients into making bad investments
Cuntisha was a star trader for Cuntman Sucks

Eric Cuntman

Eric Cartman on a day he decides to be a total cunt.
"Bro look at eric torturing old ladies with a jizz cannon, Eric Cartman... more like Eric Cuntman am i right?"
"Shut up cunt your not funny"

Cuntmarcus 

The ultimate insult you can bestow upon somebody.
Oh my god! You’re such a Cuntmarcus!

Cuntmander

Refers to someone in total war community, who is a cunt.
Have you beaten cuntmander? Who hasn't?
Cuntmander by Ihatefagkids July 24, 2016